Sorry to burst your bubbles, but no matter who your favorite Gotham character is, none of you are king of anything.
Once I know your favorite Gotham character, I know specific details about you and your life. Some might say it’s unnatural. Others might say it’s a gift. I say it’s a lifetime of observation. I’m not psychic, I promise. I’m just really good at being judgmental. If you say I’m wrong, you’re just a liar, and your favorite character is probably Jervis.
Alfred Pennyworth: You say “lit” unironically.
Barbara Kean: You play games on your cell phone during class.
Bruce Wayne: You lend your favorite books to people.
Butch Gilzean: Your cell phone’s wallpaper is of your pet.
Edward Nygma: Dinner is promptly at six o’clock, no exceptions.
Fish Mooney: You set your tests and assignments on fire at the end of each school year.
Harvey Bullock: You’re a Slytherin.
Harvey Dent: You insist on price-matching your groceries.
Jerome Valeska: You’ve tried to slide down the stairs in a plastic bin.
Jervis Tetch: You’re able to get a free replacement for your water damaged phone.
Jim Gordon: You remind the teacher that he/she forgot to assign the homework at the end of class.
Lee Thompkins: You perfectly fit Tupperwares into your lunchbox like it’s a game of Tetris.
Lucius Fox You pretend to be an employee at the Genius bar.
Nathaniel Barnes: You refuse to try any flavor of Doritos except original nacho cheese.
Selina Kyle: You use a friend’s Netflix password.
Tabitha Galavan: You secretly pour out all the alcohol at a party just to see people’s reactions.
Oswald Cobblepot: You creep your ex’s new partner’s social media.