10:00 am EDT, June 12, 2015

Quiz: Which ‘Orange is the New Black’ crime would you commit?

Hope you like prison food.

There’s a variety of criminal activities that got the ladies of Orange is the New Black locked up. But which of those crimes are you likely to commit?

We’ve all done it. We’ve all done something ‘bad,’ something we shouldn’t have, something that may have gotten us in trouble if we’d been caught. And sometimes we did get caught.

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For many of us, though, our offences were minimal in the grand scheme of things. They weren’t quite the kind of crimes that would get us arrested. But we’re human, so of course we’re tempted to be bad. We all have intrusive, rebellious thoughts. Except, unlike the ladies of Orange is the New Black, we don’t act on most of them.

Related: Watch the season 3 trailer for Orange is the New Black

Want to know what your ultimate crime desire is without the punishment? Are you likely to rob banks with Rosa in an alternate universe? Are you a murderer like Pennsatucky, or a mafia affiliate like Red? Take our quiz and find out!

Be sure to share your result with your friends, and see if you’re partners in crime!

Season 3 of Orange is the New Black sees the full return of Laura Prepon’s Alex Vause, as she is back to being a series regular. New cast members include stand-up comedian Mike Birbiglia, Mary Steenburgen, and Blair Brown, all of whom have undisclosed roles.

One new role we do know about is that a new character will be based on Martha Stewart. We also know that Marsha Stephanie Blake will be playing a corrections officer.

Characters who are not returning are Larry Bloom (played by Jason Biggs, who left after season 2), Natalie Figueroa (played by Alysia Reiner), Pornstache (played by Pablo Schreiber, who’s on HBO’s new series The Brink), and Maritza Ramos (played by Diane Guerrero, who left for her role on Jane the Virgin).

Not much is known what season 3 is about, except that ‘faith’ will be a large theme. But don’t fret, the wait is finally over! Orange is the New Black season 3 is available to watch now on Netflix.

Check out more of our quizzes!

Which ‘Orange is the Next Black’ crime would you get arrested for?

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