The best TV quotes of the week are highlighted every Saturday on Hypable. If you want to know what was funny, sad, or snarky on TV this week, look no further.
Did your favorite show bring on the funny, the memorable, or the meta this week with quotable TV quotes? Did you laugh out loud from the words of the resident “joke machine”? Will you be making a meme from what your favorite characters said? Are their words destined to end up on a t-shirt or coffee mug?
So, check it out, and see if our picks for favorite TV quotes of the week match your favorite TV quotes of the week!
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‘The Walking Dead’
Carol: “If you tell, one morning you’ll wake up, and you won’t be in your bed. You’ll be outside the walls, far, far away, tied to a tree, and you’ll scream and scream because you’ll be so afraid, but no one will come to help, because no one will hear you. But something will hear you. The monsters will come. You won’t be able to run away when they come for you. They’ll eat you up while you’re still alive, while you can still feel it, and afterwards, no one will know what happened to you… or you can promise not to tell anyone what you saw here, and then nothing will happen. And you’ll get cookies!”
Jesse’s bright-eyed son just wanted extra cookies, and what does he get? He gets a threatening speech that will traumatize him for life, from a lady who could have been his kindly aunt. The crazy lady accomplishing this in the post-apocalypse zombie world is saying something. Carol pretty much won the universe of awesome with her don’t screw with me speech.
‘Girls’
Loreen: “Your father is gay.”
Hannah is not the only one who is experiencing some trouble when it comes to figuring out her love life. Even her parents, who have been married for nearly 30 years, are discovering new things about themselves. Namely that Tad is gay.
‘Looking’
Kevin: “When Brad broke up with Jennifer he didn’t want people to know he was fucking Angelina straightaway. There was a courtesy gap.”
Kevin and Patrick are trying to ease the world around them into their new relationship so soon after Kevin broke up with Jon. Things are moving a bit slow for Patrick’s taste, so Kevin offers a culturally relevant example to explain his side of the story.
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