This week on Scream Queens, Chanel started sending out her Halloween gifts, and now you have a chance to win your very own package!
Sadly, we’re not all lucky enough to attend Wallace University and join Kappa Kappa Tau where we can worship the ground Chanel Oberlin walks on in person. Fortunately though, our Queen is kind enough to acknowledge our existence once a year and shower us with gifts. That’s right, it’s finally the month of Chanel-O-Ween!
If, for some reason, you weren’t following Chanel’s Instagram before the gifts were shipped (the only acceptable excuse being that you don’t have Instagram), we’ve got you covered! Chanel has graciously provided Hypable with a personalized prize pack to give to one lucky Hypable reader. The pack includes:
- Two razor apples (one for you and one for a friend)
- 10 rubber spiders + a bonus live one (or dead one, depending on whether it survives transport)
- One severed leg
- A 1.4L bowl of pig’s blood
- Three mini rotting jack-o-lanterns
- One plastic rat
- And a big surprise when you open the box! (okay it’s moths)
If that wasn’t enough, there’s also a handwritten note from Chanel Oberlin herself! It reads:
Dear Hypable reader,
I adore your admiration to myself and to this website (which also admires me, how fitting)! I’m sure there isn’t much to look forward to in your basic and boring life, so I hope this gift brings you joy and friends of the like-minded, mediocre, and impressionable variety, in whatever armpit of this nation you’re from. Though you’ll never be as fabulously rich, well-dressed, or popular as me, you’ll always have the privilege of saying that you got a personalized gift from me, Chanel Oberlin. And when I’m a famous news anchor, I won’t forget you and the rest of my frumpy fans who have supported me from the beginning. Never forget how special you are to have me in your life, and never stop being adorable.
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And don’t forget to post this on social media so everyone can see how charitable I am.
Unfortunately we have had to cancel this contest due to the nature of some of the package’s contents. It seems both domestic and international customs prohibits the distribution of some of the prizes.