‘Scandal’
Olivia Pope: “You’re the baddest bitch I know.”
Olivia gives Mellie a pep talk about the filibuster like only she can.
‘American Horror Story’
Iris: “How would somebody even know their anus needs bleaching? I couldn’t pick my butthole out of a lineup.”
AHS: Hotel dove deep into the mythology of the blood virus and The Countess’ past relationships this week, but it also gave Iris one fantastic line in her three minutes on screen. Will Drake, The Countess’ newly selected trophy husband, is unable to check in on the construction of the Hotel because he is off having his butthole bleached. Because that is a thing that people do.
‘How to Get Away With Murder’
Annalise: “They killed Sam, Asher. It wasn’t Bonnie. She just said that to protect them, but Sam attacked Rebecca and they killed Sam. And I’ve been covering for them the whole time. And now they’re going to help cover for you.”
Michaela: “Why are you doing this to us?”
Annalise: “Because all of this, everything that’s happened. Sinclair coming after me, using Asher, now this. It all started with what the four of you did. Now let’s get to work!”
The warped blame game is alive and well on How to Get Away With Murder. Annalise is the queen of the self-deluded martyrs.
‘Supernatural’
Donna Hanscum: “I don’t know how you two do this day in, day out, figuring out who’s possessed, who isn’t. Your life’s one big poop storm, isn’t it?”
Sheriff Donna sums up the life of a hunter in her classic Minnesotan way.
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