Empire 2×15, “More Than Kin,” had some amazing moments, but our favorites were the one-liners. Check out the best ones here!
“More Than Kin” turned out to be an episode to remember. Lara and Hakeem broke up and then made up, even after Lara found out about the baby. Jamal had two amazing performances. Seriously amazing. Oh, and he may have rekindled a little romance with Michael. Maybe.
Also, Lucious almost went all the way with Harper, but when she started bashing Cookie, Lucious tapped out. Then Harper went and told Andre about his grandmother being alive.
Take a look at this list of my favorite quotes from Empire 2×15!
Lucious to ASA voters: ‘If this was a boxing match, it’d be more like Foreman in his prime versus De La Hoya.’
Get ready for a boxing match. Lucious Vs. Jamal #Empire pic.twitter.com/paBtwmiGWz
— Wilson Morales (@blackfilm) April 28, 2016
Lucious to Thirsty: ‘Anything you say around me you can say to Skeletor.’ Cookie replies, ‘All them bones I done buried.’
Wait…did he call her "Skeletor"? BWAHAHA! #SheBuriedUrBones #Empire pic.twitter.com/9j6STEPRpE
— Stephanie V. Folling (@MsFolling) April 28, 2016
Lucious called Cookie Skeletor. I'm SICK ??? Then here she come, "all them bones I done buried…?" #Empire
— Tim Dun (@TDUN1) April 28, 2016
Jamal to Hakeem: ‘You smell like stripper ass.’
Stripper asz??? them hoes be so perfumey ? #empire
— Jay'La Bxtch! (@LaLaSizaHands89) April 28, 2016
Stripper a$$ cologne..coming to a dollar tree and beauty supply near you #Empire
— Yvonne Pearson (@Pinkdollstyle) April 28, 2016
Cookie to Lucious: ‘Are you tryna save your company or are you trying to catch a STD?’
"You trying to save the company or catch an STD?" #Empire pic.twitter.com/DD8d2tbUOK
— Mike Hanley (@Magic20099) April 28, 2016
& That Looks Confirms He Tryna Catch A "STD" ??#EMPIRE?
— ✨ცɛყ'ѕ ωιfɛ❣ (@UuNeeek) April 28, 2016
Hakeem on Cookie and Lucious: ‘Hell naw. I ain’t getting King-Kong and Godzilla back together.’
"I ain't getting King Kong & Godzilla back together" – that's the smartest thing Hakeem has ever said #Empire @EmpireFOX
— Sara Bibel (@deepsoap) April 28, 2016
So which one is King Kong and which one is Godzilla? ??? #Empire @TherealTaraji @terrencehoward @EmpireFOX
— Kamary Lyn (@Kamary_lyn) April 28, 2016
Harper to Lucious when Cookie walked in the room: ‘My God. This woman has got a tracking device on your sack or somethin’.’
"…a tracking device n ur sac"
this beyotch has no idea who she f $ckin w/
cookie monster wear her out#Empire #MoreThanKin
— Ninja Kitty Boop (@2KllMckngBrd) April 28, 2016
Cookie to Hakeem: ‘You have rights as a father, and we have lawyers. Hell, Thirsty’s shady-ass could get that baby.’
Thirsty handles all Lusious dirty work #Empire
— E'Stevon P. Chulo (@Dimperachi) April 28, 2016
Lucious: ‘I should have never went public.’
I love how he thinks going public was the start of his problems at #Empire
— Aurora Lee (@rubyemma775) April 28, 2016
Lucious to Harper: ‘This is a place for Demons tonight.’
This scene shoulda come with a "choking hazard" warning. #Empire
— Michael Slezak (@MichaelSlezakTV) April 28, 2016
#Lucious thinks he's about to tear that a$$ up but ummmm… #Empire
— Jussie Smollett (@JussieSmollett) April 28, 2016
Harper to Lucious: ‘Why don’t I do my profile on Cookie instead? Meet the manipulating little bitch that has the mighty Lucious Lyon wrapped around her little finger.’
Harper better watch herself, spilling the tea on Lucious like that. #Empire
— Ilene Chaiken (@ilenechaiken) April 28, 2016
Lucious responds, ‘I think you’d do really good not to say nothin’ bad about her ever again.’
Harper better not be talking about Cookie #Empire @EmpireFOX pic.twitter.com/mkFzbJgGMT
— Siobhain (@summer0001) April 28, 2016
Lara to Hakeem: ‘I think you and I have very different ideas of what family means.’
When Hakeem said himself, Laura,the baby and Anika could be a family, Laura was like..#Empire pic.twitter.com/YPbk3XWPBY
— Mike Hanley (@Magic20099) April 28, 2016
And if Hakeem's fiancée knew just half the truth of what goes down in that family, she'd be running for the hills. #girlrunNOW #Empire
— Zury (@ZuryC) April 28, 2016
Cookie to Hakeem: ‘It’s your Father. What hasn’t he done?’
"What'd he do?"
"It's your father. What HASN'T he done?" lmaoo #Empire
— Bradford Gone Fishin (@PercivalPenman) April 28, 2016
It's your father, what hasn't he done. I say the same thing Why are they surprised?! ? #Empire
— Jarissa Johnson (@Digableplanets_) April 28, 2016
Harper to Andre: ‘That’s Leah Walker.’
#Harper's revenge – #Empire @EmpireFOX pic.twitter.com/l3wsrCok6C
— lee daniels (@leedanielsent) April 28, 2016
Harper: Guess what? Your grandmother’s still alive.
Andre: pic.twitter.com/ZNeLgDGLXo
— Eric Haywood (@EricHaywood) April 28, 2016
‘…Co-CEOs.’
Lucious and Cookie working as #Empire co-CEOs? pic.twitter.com/PPht63z0Vv
— Eric Haywood (@EricHaywood) April 28, 2016
Uh oh Lucious. The shareholders love Cookie. #Empire
— Ilene Chaiken (@ilenechaiken) April 21, 2016
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