These David Rose quotes from Schitt’s Creek are even more iconic than the character’s fashion.
Oh my god, we can’t get enough of these David Rose quotes. Very few characters have ever managed to become as beloved as Daniel Levy’s David Rose from Schitt’s Creek. Unlike his younger sister Alexis, who oozes confidence from her very core, David is filled with insecurity and fear, wrapped in a thin veneer of sarcasm and high fashion. You can’t help but fall in love with him as he opens himself up on Schitt’s Creek and even lets a lucky few people in, loving them with his whole, huge heart.
Where David definitely isn’t lacking in confidence is in his taste. He knows what he likes, and he’s ready to tell you what he thinks. He’s also equally ready to tell you that he doesn’t care what you think. Like those of the rest of his family, these David Rose quotes offer a very specific brand of wisdom. David’s could be described as cautious, meticulously calculated, ridiculously self aware, and always fashionable.
David Rose brings so much heart and humor to Schitt’s Creek through his supportive friendship with Stevie, his perfect romance with Patrick, and his evolving relationship to his family members. He offers a level of sincerity that few of the other characters can match, and it shines through in all of these David Rose quotes.
Here are ‘simply the best’ David Rose quotes from Schitt’s Creek. If you like these, don’t forget to check out our Moira Rose quotes and Alexis Rose quotes too!
Best David Rose quotes from ‘Schitt’s Creek’
“That’s a real quick no.”
“Very uninterested in that opinion.”
“I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.”
“I am suffering romantically right now.”
“It’s a general store, but it’s also a very specific store.”
“Fall off a bridge, please.”
“Mmm. Eat glass!”
“I’m starting to feel like I’m trapped in an Avril Lavigne lyric here.”
“One pizza? What is this, ‘Les Mis?'”
“I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row.”
“I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.”
“I haven’t bedazzled anything since I was 22.”
“Just watch a season of ‘Girls’ and do the opposite of what they do.”
“I have asked you thrice now for a towel so that I may wash this town off my body.”
“There are certain lies I tell myself, and if you’re any kind of friend you will let me cling to those lies.”
“I’m not going to the botanical gardens by myself. What, am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone, like some pervert?”
“Being approachable isn’t that important anyway. The Queen hasn’t smiled since the 70’s, and her birthdays are still very well attended.”
“The idea of me life coaching another human being should scare you a lot.”
“Would we call that pretentious, or timeless?”
“I’m just going to play the supportive partner and watch him fail.”
“The internet is a breeding ground for freaks.”
“We can talk about this anytime you’d like. Preferably not before 10am, because I’m not really a morning person.”
“I like the wine and not the label.”
“In case you didn’t know, I’m wildly popular. Some might even venture to call me beloved.”
“I thought I was shame eating in private.”
“I would hardly call myself an expert on this subject. And by subject, I mean genuine human emotion.”
“I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.”
“I have never liked a smile as much as I like your’s.”