2018 New Year’s resolutions from your favorite characters

Your favorite characters have very different ideas of how to better themselves in 2018, and what their New Year’s resolutions should be.

No matter how perfect you think your favorite television or film character is, there’s always room for improvement. It’s not always about changing your physique or your spending habits, sometimes it’s about educating yourself, or doing more for others. For these colorful characters, it’s all of the above, and so much more.

Check out other characters’ resolutions from previous years, and see who kept their promise!

In 2018, I promise to…

Peter Parker: Rebuild Ned’s Lego Death Star.
Edward Nygma: Reduce the number of alternate Eds in my head to one.
Will Byers: Have a reason to smile.
Ghost: Win Jon’s affection back from the dragons.

Belle: Build a fortification under lock and key around my cabbages.
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Teddy Flood: Beat Kenny McCormick’s record for number of deaths in a TV show.
Trish Walker: Make Jessica go for a run and drink a smoothie with me once a week.
Celeste Wright: Get brunch with my gal pals without having to justify to anyone why it’s a necessity.
Eugene Porter: Find Negan a new meeting table.

Danny Rand: Get birthday presents for all my new best friends.
Cheryl Blossom: Make a life-size sculpture of Josie.
Kylo Ren: Buy low rise pants to show off my 6-pack.
The Doctor: Stick it to the patriarchy.

Clark Kent: Grow a mustache, I think it’d suit me well.
Lavender Brown: Rise from the dead or deep hole I’ve been living in and finally reveal to the world my fate.
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Rocket: Add tape to my inventory.
Arya Stark: Join a singing troupe with Ed Sheeran.
Beast: Grow a beard.

Valkyrie: Invest in a beer helmet. No one will ever have to hold my beer again.
Carl Grimes: Find a cure for the walker infection in 24 hours to save myself and put an end to this whole thing.
Mad Sweeney: Cut off a rabbit’s foot, put it on a chain, and clip it to my jeans.
Barry Allen: Take ice dancing lessons.

Peter Quill: Find a new daddy.
David Lieberman: Stop ‘dying’ without telling my wife I’m not actually dead first.
Bran Stark: Emote. Show expressions.
Steve Harrington: Save up my allowance and buy a mini van.

Groot: Listen more attentively to instructions.
Chewbacca: Become a vegetarian.
Jughead Jones: Grow into my Southside Serpent jacket.
Laura Kinney: Not shovel all the food in my mouth at once, and only eat what I can chew with my mouth closed.

Matt Murdock: Induct Elektra and Frank Castle to my school of ‘You don’t have to kill people’.
Richie Tozier: Teach Eddie the difference between poison ivy and literally every other plant.
Thor: Grow out my hair.
Gendry: Not row another boat. I’ll pay people if I have to.
Dolores Abernathy: Start buying bagged milk.

Billy Russo: Get plastic surgery to fix my pretty face.
Tris Prior: Get a new identity, flee to another continent, let everything burn.
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Merlin: Read All My Friends Are Dead.