The Sword of Summer by Rick Riordan hits store shelves today, and we’ve got 11 epic quotes to get you excited about Magnus Chase’s story.

We’ve been waiting for Magnus Chase to enter our lives for a long time. Ever since acclaimed Percy Jackson author Rick Riordan announced he would be doing a Norse series, we’ve been excited for a new set of gods and demigods to surprise and delight us.

And Magnus Chase does not disappoint. The narrator is, without a doubt, able to go toe to toe with Percy Jackson as Supreme Sass Master of the Universe. The hilarious chapter titles are just a sneak peek into Magnus’ brand of humor, and we can assure you that The Sword of Summer is just as funny and heartfelt as any of Riordan’s previous books.

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We’d suggest reading Sword of Summer before you check out our favorite quotes from the book, but if you just can’t wait another minute to meet Magnus, then read on at your own peril. Light spoilers ahead. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Which of these The Sword of Summer quotes was your favorite? Were there any others that you loved? Let us know in the comments below!

The Sword of Summer by Rick Riordan is available today! Add it to your Goodreads list, or purchase it on Amazon, IndieBound, or anywhere books are sold. And don’t forget you can pick up several different exclusive editions, each offering special bonus material.