If you watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine, you know just how effective of a quote factory this show is. Check out a few of our favorite quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 2, episode 12, “Beach House.”
It’s hard not to walk away from each and every episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine without at least one of Peralta or Gina’s quips still lurking in the recesses of your brain. We couldn’t help but take a look back at this week’s episode and pull out a few of our favorites!
Check out our favorite Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 2, episode 12 quotes below, and then let us know in the comments if we left your favorite off the list!
Peralta: “Guys! Captain Holt has no pants on!”
Peralta: “Look at us, just three people with pants on having a normal conversation.”
Captain Holt: “Yup, no story here.”
Gina: “Just to clarify, how untethered is Vacation Terry from his wife?”
Terry: “Very tethered.”
Gina: “But I’ve never seen 6 drink Amy. Maybe she’s the one I could actually be friends with. AKA, my sasquatch.”
Gina: “You call your ex-wife Mommy?”
Boyle: “Not consciously.”
Peralta: “Ain’t no party like a Captain Holt party, cause a Captain Holt party is a total surprise to everyone!”
Boyle: “X-O. Girl, marry him. What’d you write back?”
Rosa: “Haha, lame. It was a joke. I was insulting him, you know, flirting.”
Captain Holt: “This is nice. I mean, the wind is unexpected, but welcome. Embrace it.”
Peralta: “Yeah, it’s like a thousand little needles of happiness shooting into your face.”
Gina: “Four drinks! Mhmm hmmm. Thank you Terry’s fanny. And thank you Poseidon, god of the sea!”
Peralta: “Wait a minute. Vacation Terry, you’re a genius. We’ll have two parties. A fun one down here with just us, and then an awkward uncomfortable one in the living room with Holt. He doesn’t even have to know about it. Separate parties. Separate, but equal. Forget I said that phrase.”
Holt: “The passion is… breathtaking.”
Gina: “Oh no! Six drink Amy isn’t fun, she’s just sad. Dammit!”
Terry: “I feel awful. My fanny’s not deep enough to fix this. Vacation Terry is dead.”
Santiago: “Can you hold my eyes still til things stop spinning?”
Captain Holt: “I’m not a child, I don’t need a bubble bath.”
Peralta: “Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man’s ruse.”
So, so many great quotes, and so little time to appreciate them! Only a few days until our next new episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, so enjoy the latest in quote history before they find themselves usurped.
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