Read Supernatural star Misha Collins’ response to being pitted against his co-star Jensen Ackles in an online “Alpha Male Madness” contest below.

E!Online, who put the poll together, asked both Collins and Ackles about how they felt going up against each other as the two Alpha Males left standing. Collins’ response, as we’ve come to expect from him, was nothing short of hilarious:

The people who run E! Online have asked me to comment on the final round of their so-called “alpha male” contest. Well, first of all, let me say it’s ridiculous that anyone would pit me against my dear friend Jensen Ackles. E! Online, you should be ashamed of yourselves for conducting this perverse poll!

And, to forcefully demonstrate my disgust with your sadistic enterprise, my mother and I have devised a sort of boycott: We are each pledging to vote only 10 times in the final round! I hate to be this harsh, this punitive, but there are times when you must make your voice heard.

And, not to go on a tirade, but how could you put poor Jensen through this??? It’s as if you’ve pitted a world heavyweight champion against an amateur featherweight. It’s actually quite cruel, like throwing an injured lamb in a cage with a hungry tiger. I mean, unless you have incredibly old-fashioned ideas of what the term “alpha male” means, it’s pretty clear who comes out on top. I’ve included two photos to decisively illustrate my point…
Jensen:

Photo: The CW Network

Photo: The CW Network

Me:

Photo: Misha Collins

Photo: Misha Collins

I humbly request that you terminate your poll immediately. I hate to see my friends hurt like this.
—Misha

This response comes on the heels of one of Collins’ tweets comparing his Alpha Male-ness to his other Supernatural co-star Jared Padalecki:



 
And this is why we love Misha Collins.

Supernatural returns with new episodes Wednesday, April 24 at 9:00 p.m. ET on The CW.