Logan Echolls always had a way with words on Veronica Mars. Here are some of his most epic quotes from the series.
Nobody knew what to expect when we met Neptune High’s “obligatory psychotic jackass,” Logan Echolls. Luckily, it didn’t take us too long to find out, because in a matter of a few episodes of Veronica Mars, he had stolen the hearts of Veronica and Marshmallows everywhere.
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Whether it’s one of many inspirational outgoing voicemail messages, a surprisingly (at first) romantic line to Miss Mars, or one of his signature snarky one-liners, Logan’s lines were consistently highlights of any Veronica Mars episode.
He had a unique brand of arrogant, yet self-deprecating humor that could simultaneously break your heart and make you swoon, laugh out loud, and roll your eyes. His journey on Veronica Mars took him from entitled rich kid, acting out to get daddy’s attention, to romantic hero and true partner to Veronica, to decorated war veteran. Through it all, he was funny, deep, and engaging, and one of the best parts of watching Veronica Mars.
Here are 23 Veronica Mars Logan Echolls quotes to celebrate all of the snark and wisdom that this amazing character had to offer.
Warning: These Logan Echolls could contain spoilers for Veronica Mars season 4.
23 Logan Echolls quotes from ‘Veronica Mars’
‘I’m not going to see you for a week. That’s, like, a month.’
‘Well first, I’d just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side.’
‘What I’m trying to say is that I’m in love with you.’
‘I’m the one who’s responsible for what happened to you. And I can’t take that I hurt you like that. I can’t take that I hurt you when all I wanna do is protect you.’
‘I got it. No calling you “bobcat,” no talk of milky thighs.’
‘As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.’
‘I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed. Epic.’
‘Annoy, tiny blonde one. Annoy like the wind!’
‘My day is complete. Veronica Mars has accused me of evil.’
‘Ah, you have that “I’d rather be making out with a broken bottle” look. Which, if history serves, means you’re about to say something awkward.’
‘No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.’
‘Wow, you’d think if hell froze over maybe it’d be on the news.’
‘I just don’t have time to be responsible for every little thing that goes wrong in your life.’
‘Sometimes I’m up all night, just thinkin’ about myself.’
‘Never underestimate the size of my cojones.’
‘If you really want flowers, dying seems to be the way to go.
‘Oh, I exist? I thought I felt different today.’
‘How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get the finger tapping down?’
‘You’ve reached Logan, and here’s today’s inspirational message: “Adversity is the diamond dust with which heaven polishes it’s jewels.”‘
‘Actually if you have a problem with Veronica, you’re pretty much dead to me. So just like evaporate or something, I don’t know.’
‘Well, there was this one girl. She was blonde, petite. Smelled of marshmallows and promises.’
‘”Nine years of radio silence and yet I still kind of knew that I could count on you.’
‘Is it weird to say you want to marry someone because you respect her? Because you want to be like her? Because you want children who will inherit her qualities? I want to marry Veronica because she’s the toughest human being I’ve ever met. Blows that would destroy most people; she always picks herself back up.’
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