Kimmy still liked Dong, but he married Sonya to get his green card

They tried to stay away from each other, but they ended up spending ‘Fake Christmas’ in a hotel together

They hit a few snags

But they eventually ‘super made out’

Then, Dong got deported

Kimmy tried to help Gretchen when she realized that she was still brainwashed

but she realized that some people just weren’t meant to think for themselves

When Jacqueline couldn’t pay Kimmy

She became an Uber driver

Which is how she met Andrea

Who became her therapist

Even though she was facing some demons of her own

Kimmy picked up some unhealthy coping mechanisms in the bunker, including never getting angry

She thought she was fine

But Andrea helped her get angry, and they figured out that the real problem wasn’t the reverend…

It was her mother!

They worked through their problems on a rollercoaster (because her mom’s a ‘coasterhead’)

And everything was actually pretty great

That is, until the reverend called and told Kimmy they needed to get divorced!

Titus got sued for spousal support by his ex, but they danced about it so it was fine

Titus met a boy named Mikey

At first, he pushed him away because he was afraid of getting hurt

But he soon realized that he’d met the Timon to his Pumbaa. Or is it the Pumbaa to his Timon…?

Titus helped Mikey come out to his family

And it went far better than he’d hoped

One day he helped a teenage boy at a movie theatre

So he decided that he was ready to settle down with Mikey

Then, he was offered a job on a cruise ship and had to leave for a few months

He got scared and tried to run away

But an astronaut convinced him to follow his dream

At the beginning of ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ season 2, Jacqueline had run away to live with her parents. They didn’t want her either

So she went back to New York

Where she soon remembered that she was broke

But she needed the other moms to think that she was still rich

She tried to embrace it

She tried being a sugar mama

She tried giving up

But nothing worked

When she finally realized that she wasn’t the same person anymore, she won the war over the other moms…

And found love!

Jacqueline and her new beau vowed to take down the Washington Redskins together

Lillian got upset when hipsters started checking out her formerly sketchy neighborhood

To combat them, she tied herself to a bulldozer

But her efforts failed

Whatever, she’s still awesome