The best TV quotes of the week are highlighted every Saturday on Hypable. If you want to know what was funny, sad, or snarky on TV this week, look no further.
Did your favorite show bring on the funny, the memorable, or the meta this week with quotable TV quotes? Did you laugh out loud from the words of the resident “joke machine”? Will you be making a meme from what your favorite characters said? Are their words destined to end up on a t-shirt or coffee mug?
See if our picks for favorite TV quotes of the week match your favorites!
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‘Doctor Who’
Clara: “You took it apart and used the pieces to make a clockwork squirrel.”
Frequently the Doctor’s brain is running about fifteen steps ahead of everyone else’s. So, when the Doctor asks Clara as to why he doesn’t have a radio, he doesn’t exactly get the reply he was looking for. Instead, he gets the literal and first step answer, not the big picture answer that he was looking for.
‘Fear the Walking Dead’
Madison Clark: “It’s like we’re spinning off the planet.”
Nick Clark: “That’s the thing. I never knew where I was going. It’s like I’ve been living this for a long time, and now everyone is catching up with me.”
It tells you something about the horrific state of the world when the on the rebound junkie has the best coping skills and survival instincts. The rest of the group needs not only to catch up to Nick, but to stay at his level if they are going to make it.
‘Once Upon a Time’
Regina Mills: “I should be figuring out a way to free Merlin, not foxtrotting my way around club medieval.”
Regina and Hook seem to be the only two people concerned with the task at hand once they enter Camelot. Rather than getting caught up in frilly outfits and pan flute music, their attention should be focused on finding a way to save Emma and put an end to the Dark One for good.
On page 2: ‘American Horror Story,’ ‘Grey’s Anatomy,’ and ‘How to Get Away With Murder’
‘American Horror Story’
Donovan: “It’s not the getting ready. It’s the clean up.”
The Countess: “Call housekeeping.”
After picking up another couple for a foursome, The Countess and her lover, Donovan enjoyed their company until their lust for blood surpassed their need for passion. Lying in a pool of blood and bodies they should really contemplate picking up a few tips from Dexter.
‘Grey’s Anatomy’
Miranda Bailey: “THIS is what a feminist looks like, sir.”
Meredith’s contract is a mess and Bailey is not going to be the one to fix it. Not this time. When Webber tries to accuse Bailey of putting down a fellow female doctor instead of raising her up to be an equal, Bailey snaps back. It’s high time for Meredith to learn a valuable lesson about sticking up for herself in the world and Bailey is going to be the one to make sure she realizes that on her own.
‘How to Get Away With Murder’
Bonnie Winterbottom: “I made you promise not to see Frank, and then I go and hook up with doucheface? And the worst part, I fell for that putz.”
Laurel takes Bonnie out to a girls night at the bar. She tries to get Bonnie to dish the dirt on Frank, but all Bonnie will dish on is the status of her relationship with Asher. Wild surprise, Bonnie actually cares for Asher. It’s not a friends with benefits thing.