Jess will have to step up as vice president tonight on New Girl season 4, episode 5, “Landline,” when her school instates a new no fraternization policy.
On the last episode of New Girl Jess got annoyed at the guys for being so shallow. So when she met a hot guy who admitted to having a medical condition called a micro penis, she decided to prove a point. Jess made a bet with Nick that she could date him for 100 days.
But on their first date, Jess realized that the hottie was really douchie. After trying everything to get out of the bet he realized that she was trying to ditch him. When Jess went to apologize for hurting him, she found out that he actually had a girlfriend the whole time.
Finding out about the mico penis really did a number to Schmidt and Coach. They decided not to waste their fortunate good looks and go out for male modeling.
Naturally, Winston and Cece decided to play a trick on their friends. The joke got turned around back on them when they saw how emotionally invested Schmidt was in it. So they ended up paying $1,000 to have a fake billboard ad made with Schmidt as the model.
The synopsis for ‘New Girl’ season 4, episode 5, ‘Landline,’ reads:
“When Coach’s liaison with the school nurse (guest star Erinn Hayes) gets messy, vice principal Jess must enforce a new, “no fraternization” policy among the teachers. But the tables soon get turned when she finds herself attracted to the hot new science teacher (guest star Julian Morris). Meanwhile, Nick is enjoying being Schmidt and Winston’s secretary, after the loft gets a new home phone in the all-new “Landline” episode of NEW GIRL.”
The stills from ‘New Girl’ season 4, episode 5, ‘Landline,’ show Jess reprimanding Coach:
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