No, we don’t mean his wife. The most passionate and tragic love story on The Walking Dead belongs to Negan and his bat.

When you think of Walking Dead couples, you probably think of Rick and Michonne, Glenn and Maggie, or even Daryl and his vest. All are pairs worthy of true love status. They’re even worthy of the classic tragic love status, given they were, are, or will be separated.

But what about Negan? Did the lead villain ever cross your mind? Did you ever stop to think that even evil people have true loves?

As much as Negan loves the sound of his own voice, that isn’t his where his heart lies. We’ve known for a long time that Lucille, his baseball bat, is precious to him, but that’s never been more apparent than this week.

Negan lured Michonne down to his cell not just to talk. As lonely as he is, conversation wasn’t the only thing he was craving, nor did he just want to get in Michonne’s head (although both situations are ideal). What Negan ultimately wanted was to be reunited with his true love: his bat. When Michonne told him that she doesn’t have it, you could feel the pain in his “No.” Love like that is hard to come by on The Walking Dead. In fact, none of the couples below compare to the love Negan has for Lucille.

  1. Michonne and her katana
  2. Carl and Rick’s sheriff hat
  3. Ezekiel and Shiva
  4. Rick and Michonne
  5. Rick and Judith
  6. Sam and cookies
  7. Gabriel and Anne
  8. Daryl and crossbows
  9. Maggie and Glenn
  10. Maggie and getting revenge for Glenn
  11. Negan and his actual wife, Lucille
  12. Jadis and tying men to a gurney
  13. Jadis and painting semi-nude pictures of said men
  14. Jesus and his manbun
  15. Children and Carol
  16. Ron and guns
  17. Eugene and big words
  18. Dwight and Daryl
  19. Carl and pudding
  20. Morgan and indecisiveness
  21. Rick and Carl
  22. Beth and singing
  23. Abraham and his mustache
  24. Daryl and motorcycles
  25. Lizzie and walkers
  26. Rick’s group and lopping off limbs
  27. Gregory and power
  28. Eugene and his mullet
  29. Carol and Ezekiel
  30. Glenn and dumpsters
  31. The Walking Dead and destroying hope

What other ‘Walking Dead’ couples love each other less than Negan and Lucille?