Negan is the most charismatic character to grace The Walking Dead. With that in mind, let’s reminisce about how obsessed he is with dicks.
When The Walking Dead revealed that Negan would be the next big baddie, comic book fans rejoiced. You’d frequently see comments like, ‘You thought the Governor was bad? Just wait until you see Negan.’ We were teased that for everything the Governor was (charismatic, violent, manipulative, brash), Negan would be the same times ten. We were not disappointed.
Whether you love to hate him or just hate him, Negan has been an entertaining and engaging villain to watch. You never know what he’s going to do or say. He’s full of flippant actions and amusing one-liners. One thing we have come to expect though, are quips about his manhood. The guy can barely go an episode without bringing up men’s private parts, and it’s funny every time. Here are Negan’s best dick and dick-related quotes.
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- I think you are a thin-dicked politician threading the needle with your thin, thin dick.
– 8×05 “The Big Scary U” - This is gonna be as cold as a warlock’s ballsack, just like he was hanging his ballsack above you and dragging it right across the forearm.
– 7×01 “The Day Will Come When You Won’t Be” - Now, boy, where were we? Oh, yeah. Your giant, man-sized balls.
– 7×04 “Service” - It’s not a man/woman thing. I mean, if you had a dick, I would still have these feelings.
– 7×16 “The First Day of the Rest of Your Life” - I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my nutsack is made of steel.
– 8×05 “The Big Scary U” - Are you okay down there? Your penis? I mean, that guy, he clomped on it.
– 7×03 “The Cell” - That’s what I’m talking about. Men breaking each other’s balls. This is the shit your dad’s supposed to be teaching you.
– 7×07 “Sing Me A Song” - Well look at you, swinging your dick.
– 8×05 “The Big Scary U” - This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls.
– 7×04 “Service” - I’m just pulling your dick, breaking your balls a little bit.
– 8×05 “The Big Scary U” - Well, holy smokes! Look at this! It was you guys that took out Little Timmy and the Dick Brigade? Wow, Rick. Gettin’ in your last licks.
– 7×04 “Service” - I care about my people. I don’t want to just march them into the line of fire because I want to play ‘my dick is bigger than yours.’ It is. We both know it.
– 8×01 “Mercy” - In case you haven’t caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it.
– 7×04 “Service” - You’ve got some beach-ball-sized lady nuts on you, coming in all kamikaze like that.
– 7×15 “Something They Need”
