The best TV quotes of the week are highlighted every Saturday on Hypable. If you want to know what was funny, sad, or snarky on TV this week, look no further.
Did your favorite show bring on the funny, the memorable, or the meta this week with quotable quotes? Did you laugh out loud from the words of the resident “joke machine”? Will you be making a meme from what your favorite characters said? Are their words destined to end up on a t-shirt or coffee mug?
So, check it out, and see if our picks match your favorites. We want to include your fandom. If we missed something, you can make sure your favorite quotes are featured next week by giving a suggestion to the writer who usually covers your fandom in the recap discussion of the latest episode.
‘Scandal’
Abby Whelan: “My jaw was wired shut for 6 weeks and I still have a pin in it that gets me a sympathetic look every time I go through security at the airport. Two of my front teeth are fake and my collarbone hurts whenever it’s going to rain. Charles did that to me, so yeah, you won. Yahtzee.”
Abby finally comes clean to Leo about exactly what has been bothering her about Chip (A.K.A. Charles). Her decision brings her and Leo closer as Leo then takes steps to discredit Chip.
‘Revenge’
Nolan Ross: “Just because you’re too afraid to reconnect with him, doesn’t mean that I have to be.”
Emily decides not to reconnect with her father for the time being because she feels he may not be ready for something of that magnitude. Nolan, however, is almost giddy with the fact that David has reached out to him. He has yet to find out that he’s first on David’s own personal revenge list.
‘Doctor Who’
Danny Pink: “Wi-fi? You have iPads in the afterlife!
Seb: “iPads? We have Steve Jobs.
Danny encounters one of Missy’s minions, Seb, in the afterlife, and the hereafter isn’t what Danny expected on many levels.
On page 2: ‘The Walking Dead,’ ‘Once Upon a Time,’ and ‘American Horror Story’
‘The Walking Dead’
Beth Greene: “You feel safe enough to feel bored? You’re lucky.”
Beth lets Steven know that his self-serving sense of entitlement isn’t playing well with her.
‘Once Upon a Time’
Regina-The Evil Queen: “In case you haven’t noticed I’m about to go storm an evil ice cream truck.”
Regina gets exasperated with Emma because Emma wants Regina to open up and talk to her. Regina, on the other hand, isn’t ready to talk to Emma, and she’s got more pressing matters like dealing with the Snow Queen’s lair.
‘American Horror Story’
Elsa Mars: “I would rather be boiled in oil than be on television.”
Elsa lets con-man Stanley knows that she’s not going to be seduced by his offers of fame, at least not initially.
On page 3: ‘Arrow’ and ‘How to Get Away With Murder’
‘Arrow’
Oliver Queen: “Are you okay?”
Felicity Smoak: “I guess. Old lovers have a way of opening old wounds. ‘Lovers.’ Sounds creepy no matter how you say it.”
‘How To Get Away With Murder’
Asher Millstone: “You forgot his name and he’s still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?”
Asher is impressed at Connor’s ability to dazzle sexual conquest after sexual conquest with seemingly no emotional baggage.