There are a lot of single people this season on Teen Wolf. And everyone on the show seems to struggle in the romance department. So, we thought we’d step in and help the girls build some dating profiles for potential love interests.

It’s Teen Wolf Takeover month on Hypable.com, and today’s article takes a look at the ladies and how they would pitch themselves on the singles market! Read all of our TWT articles here and submit your own!

Allison Argent

Allison is newly single and learning to adjust to the recent changes in her life. Although she should probably be pulling back from the werewolf world, you can’t always help who you’re attracted to. So we’re not limiting any new love interests to ‘human only.’ What Allison does need is someone to anchor her. Someone who understands that she may not have made the best choices in the past but doesn’t constantly hold those mistakes over her head. Allison’s mate also needs to understand that at her heart, she is a warrior. She’ll always be invested in helping others, and using her skills to protect is innate to her.

Skills: Archery, Tumbling, Being generally badass and stealthy.
Hobbies: Rescuing clueless boys, avoiding ex-boyfriend Scott McCall, Tracking and hunting unsuspecting targets, and spending time with her best friend Lydia.
Turn On’s: Weapons, Danger, Boys with floppy hair, hipster scarves, Werewolves.
Turn Off’s: Belittling, Creepy stares, Being told what to do.
Weaknesses: Going off the rails and seeking retribution.

Lydia Martin

Lydia has an infallible sence of self. She’s been tormented, abused, and manipulated for a while now, and yet she continues to face the world with her head held high. Some of this may be a cleverly placed mask to inhibit her attackers, but this is also a central trait to Lydia herself. Her ideal partner will need to possess as much sence of self to match her. She’s interested in people who won’t settle for a mediocre life. The world is a challenge and she intends on conquering it. Lydia will want someone willing to take that on with her. That’s not to say that she doesn’t want to enjoy herself while she works hard. Lydia enjoys the finer things in life, and would appreciate someone who also has refined taste.

Skills: Channeling her inner HBIC, Making chemical weapons, Reading archaic Latin, Performing well at everything, and being immune.
Hobbies: Shopping, Looking flawless, Flirting, Finding dead bodies.
Turn On’s: Abercrombie model types, Boys with issues, Success and Skill.
Turn Off’s: Flaily love sick puppies, Awkward crushes.
Weaknesses: Losing track of time and being mind controlled.

Melissa McCall

Melissa is a busy mother with some pretty unusual pressures resting on her back. Juggling a full time job while single parenting a teenage werewolf isn’t something you come along every day. So her partner needs to be someone extremely grounded and reliable. Flaky relationships are an immediate no-go with this McCall. Melissa needs to be with someone that could potentially be brought into the werewolf fold but doesn’t threaten her life because he’s a creature of the night. Someone that could be a good influence for Scott. And most importantly, someone who makes her happy and feel loved. If he also happens to have a Sheriff’s, well, it wouldn’t suck…

Skills: Mothering, Sneaking werewolves into hospitals, Tolerating teenage boys
Hobbies: Nursing, Raising boys, Learning werewolf 101
Turn On’s: Grown men with jobs that are secure and definitely don’t transform under the full moon.
Turn Off’s: Having her throat ripped out.
Weaknesses: Not having enough time to be Pack Mom.

Alpha Kali

Kali isn’t one to be extremely sentimental or soft. However, loyalty and trust are going to be crucial elements to be in a relationship with her. Currently she’s a little busy seeking power and destroying the lives of Beacon Hills citizens. So whoever she becomes involved with needs to understand and be sympathetic to her bloodlust. They’re going to have to be self sufficient because Kali is a busy Alpha Werewolf, madness and mayhem doesn’t just happen on it’s own. She won’t be interested in coming home at the same time every night to tend to a partner. That being said, if her interests line up with another, she’ll be happy to take on the power and corruption with another.

Skills: Ripping flesh apart with claws, Looking super cool and threatening, Krav Maga.
Hobbies: Capturing and torturing underage werewolves, Building an Alpha clique.
Turn On’s: Death, Destruction, Power.
Turn Off’s: Humans. Love.
Weaknesses: Expressing human emotions.

Ms. Blake

From what we know, Ms Jennifer Blake is new to Beacon Hills. So for her, there is a whole world of possibilities at her feet. She seems to like them beautiful – a Spartan warrior type with lots of scars and muscles. We’re going to suggest that she find someone who’s good with kids and who appreciates her dedication to her job. Jennifer goes above and beyond when it comes to her teaching profession. Staying at work until the sun literally comes up. A noble sacrifice, but one that a partner will have to be supportive. A creature of the night keeps no consistent sleep schedule, so she may be open to the idea of dating out of her species.

Skills: Intimidating Classrooms, Protecting students, Surviving.
Hobbies: Teaching. Teaching. More Teaching. Teaching at all hours of the night.
Turn On’s: Being rescued, Ripped and bloody t-shirts, Built like a Greek God types.
Turn Off’s: Death.
Weaknesses: Being rescued like a Disney Princess.

Ms. Morell

There is so much and so little to say about Ms Morrell. And that’s just how she likes it. Mystery and seduction are prerequisites when applying for a relationship with this lady. An enigma to her core, whoever she finds herself with will need to understand how important it is to have secrets in a relationship. Not everyone needs to know everything about a person, so Ms. Morrell isn’t looking to be discovered. Preferably, her mate will have an air of mystery themselves. Or perhaps she needs someone up for a chase. Someone who’s willing to look beyond the double entendres and find out what her actions mean. One way or another, whoever Morrell finds herself with, they will have to ready for an interesting relationship.

Skills: Speaking French, Counseling with creepy undertones.
Hobbies: Espionage.
Turn On’s: Shades of gray.
Turn Off’s: People who can’t follow her instructions.
Weaknesses: Speaking so cryptically that no one knows if they can trust her.

Erica Reyes

Erica Reyes is looking for the Batman to her Catwoman. Someone who has a strong moral core but who is willing to test the edges of right and wrong with a snarky attitude and outlook. Erica likes to pretend that she’s a badass fortress who doesn’t need anyone or anything. But in reality she’s close with her pack and wants nothing more than to find a family and safe place to fall. However, she’s still young at heart and has a lot if growing up to do, so her interests and demeanor may change. Finding someone who’s willing to change with her could be really good. Important: People who don’t specialize in necromancy need not apply.

Skills: Sarcasm and Attitude, Working the push-up bra.
Hobbies: Destroying cars, Were-wolfing about, and being surprisingly sweet on occasion.
Turn On’s: Strong and silent types, Boys that don’t notice her, Guys with good intentions.
Turn Off’s: Meanness, Being sick and feeling weak.
Weaknesses: Being alive.

Tomorrow we help out the guys!