We’ve put together a list of the most memorable quotes from Spider-Man: Homecoming!
Spider-Man: Homecoming was one of the most quotable Marvel movies yet, so we’ve put together this list to help you remember all of the hilarious and heartwarming moments. Whether you were endlessly moved by the Peter/Tony mentoring moments, or left in hysterics from Ned and those amazing Cap videos, we’ve got you covered.
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‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ quotes
- “So, your body’s changing. Believe me, I know how that feels.”
-Captain America - “Hey May! How ya doin’? What are ya wearin’? Something skimpy I hope…okay that’s inappropriate.”
-Tony Stark -
Tony: “See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. He was head of security and before that he was just a driver…”
Happy: “That was a private conversation. I don’t like joking about this, it was hard for me to talk to you about it.” - Toomes’ employee #1: “So now the assholes who made this mess are getting paid to clean it up?”
Toomes’ employee #2: “Yeah, it’s all rigged.” - “Try not to stress him out, I’ve seen his cardiogram.”
-Tony Stark re: Happy - “Things are never gonna be the same now. I mean, look at this. We’ve got aliens, we’ve got big green guys tearing down buildings.”
-Adrian Toomes - Peter: “Hopefully soon it’ll lead to a real job with him.”
Ned: “That’d be so sweet. He’d be all, ‘good job on those spreadsheets, Peter, here’s a gold coin’…I don’t know how jobs work.”
Peter: “That’s exactly how they work.” - Ned: “Should we tell everyone?”
Peter: “No.”
Ned: “Should I tell everyone?” - “See, Flash, being the fastest isn’t always the best if you are wrong.”
-Ms. Warren - “We just gotta load Tony’s Hulk-buster armor, prototype for Cap’s new shield, and megi…the megi…Thor’s magic belt.”
-Happy Hogan - “He already quit marching band and robotics lab. I’m not obsessed with him, I’m just observant.”
-Michelle - “She was really nice and bought me a churro.”
-Peter Parker - “What if somebody had died today? Different story, right? Because that’s on you. And if you die, I feel like that’s on me.”
-Tony Stark - “Ironman! Hey, what are you doing robbing banks? You’re a billionaire.”
-Peter Parker - Peter: “I’ll call you back.”
Happy: “Feel free not to.” - Peter: “That’s gonna dissolve in two hours.”
Aaron: “No, no. Come fix this.”
Peter: “Two hours, you deserve that.”
Aaron: “I’ve got ice cream in here!” - “You’re the Spider-Man. From YouTube!”
-Ned - “I’ll level with you, I don’t think I can keep this a secret. This is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me.”
-Ned - “If you’re nothing without that suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”
-Tony Stark - “Join me and together we’ll build my new lego death star.”
-Ned - “Thank you, Captain. I’m pretty sure this guy’s a war criminal now, but whatever, I have to show you these videos. It’s required by the state.”
-Coach Wilson - “Just a typical Homecoming on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriend’s dad.”
-Peter Parker - “I really just need something to stick up somebody. I’m not tryna shoot them back in time.”
-Aaron Davis - “Thank God this place has wifi or you’d be toast right now. Thank Ganesh, while you’re at it.”
-Tony Stark - “Tony sold the tower. We’re moving to a new facility upstate where hopefully, the cell service is much worse.”
-Happy Hogan - “Stay close to the ground and build up your game helping the little people, like that lady who bought you the churro.”
-Tony Stark - Peter: “Whoever’s making these weapons is obviously combining alien tech with ours.”
Ned: “That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said.” - “First, we gotta put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer.”
-Ned - “A rebellious group activity the day before competition is good for morale.”
-Liz - “Nice job in D.C.. My dad never really gave me a lot of support and I’m just trying to break the cycle of shame.”
-Tony Stark - “As you know, we made it out alive, and that’s the important thing. Couldn’t bear to lose a student on a school trip. Not again.”
Mr. Harrington - “Previously, on ‘Peter screws the pooch’…”
-Tony Stark - May: “Ned, some hats wear men, you wear that hat.”
Ned: “Yeah, it gives me confidence.” - “You screwed the pooch hard, big time. But then you did the right thing. You took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies…alright, not my best analogy.”
-Tony Stark - “I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis.”
-Michelle - Karen: “Would you like to activate ‘instant kill’?”
Peter: “No, Karen! Stop it with the ‘instant kill,’ already.” - Pepper: “I have a room full of people in there waiting for some big announcement. What am I gonna tell them?”
Tony: “Thing of something. How about, umm…, Hap, you still got that ring?”
Happy: “Are you kidding? I’ve been carrying this since 2008!” - Michelle: “I don’t really wanna celebrate something that was built by slaves.”
Mr Harrington: “Oh, I’m sure the Washington Monument wasn’t built by…okay, enjoy your book.” - “I just wanna thank you for letting me be a part of your journey.”
-Ned - “You know, he actually made a really mature choice. Just surprised the heck out of both of us!”
-Tony Stark
‘Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little grey area there, and that’s where you operate.’
Tony Stark
‘Come on, Spider-Man.’
Peter Parker
Peter: ‘Look, I’m just gonna be myself.’
Ned: ‘Peter, no one wants that.’
‘The only way to really be cool, is to follow the rules.’
Captain America
