Schmidt and Coach competed to be male models as Jess tried to prove that girls aren’t shallow on New Girl season 4, episode 4, “Micro.” Read our recap to find out what happened.

Jess gets annoyed when the guys have a full conversation about what body types they like. They don’t believe her when she says she wouldn’t rule out a guy based on his looks. But Schmidt, Coach, and Winston get distracted from her lecture when Nick points out her wonky knee.

Infuriated, Jess seeks shelter in a random booth. It just so happens to belong to a hunk named Matt. She tells him about her shallow friends and he asks her out on a date. He also warns her that he has a micro penis.

Back at the loft, the guys research what a micro penis is. They’re dumbfounded by what they find. Nick can’t believe Jess is still going on the date. So she bets Nick that she can date him for a month. Unfortunately, at the date Jess finds that Matt is quite dumb and not her type at all.

Meanwhile, Coach and Schmidt can’t stop thinking about the micro penis. Cece is worried they’re bringing the vibe of the bar down. As they talk about fortunate they are in the looks department, Winston comes up with a ploy. He asks them if they’ve ever considered modeling.

Desperate, Jess finds Nick and tells him that Matt is the worst. She wants out of the bet and it has nothing to do with the size of his “thing.” Nick refuses to believe that she doesn’t actually like him. So when Matt returns from the bathroom Jess tells him that she will be out of town for the next month.

Matt realizes that Jess is trying to avoid him. Jess admits that she just doesn’t like his personality. So Matt explains his douche personality is a deflection of all the bullying he’s received because of his micro penis. Now Jess feels like a douche.

Winston and Cece help Coach take head shots at the loft. They’re almost too ridiculous but Schmidt seems to think Coach has real talent. Util Cece mentions that her agent only needs one new male model. Then they step up into a competition.

Jess finds Matt to apologize about her shallow decision. She tells him that she was the one afraid and goes to show him her own flaws. But they get interrupted when his girlfriend walks in! Jess then realizes that Matt is the shallow one when he says his girlfriend is a little fat for him.

Now Jess thinks everything about him is fake. So Matt disrobes to prove that he does indeed have a micro penis. She definitely isn’t interested in him now.

As Schmidt nervously looks over his head shots, Coach tells him that he’s bowing out of the competition. He wants Schmidt to get over his insecurities and they hug it out. When Winston and Cece are acting funny he gets them to confess they were messing around. He warns them to fix it.

Somehow Cece and Winston manage to get a billboard up featuring Schmidt in Korea town. Winston reveals that it cost the “modeling agency” over $1,000 for the billboard. Coach asks when Schmidt will get his cut. Winston is not happy with Coach.