Looking back on the past two seasons of Downton Abbey, we couldn’t help but notice that the addictive British drama doesn’t employ episode titles. Which got us to thinking: Somebody should really do something about about that. Check out our Downton Abbey episodes titles right here!
The premiere of Downton Abbey‘s third season airs tonight on PBS, and instead of a standard recap for the first two seasons, we decided to put together a list of what the show would look like if Julian Fellowes ever decided to pop titles on the episodes of his deliciously sudsy drama.
Season 1:
Episode One: “Welcome to Downton Abbey” (aka: “Whatever Shall We Do Now?”)
Episode Two: “The Heir Over There”
Episode Three: “A Turkish Delight”
Episode Four: “Love, Possibly”
Episode Five: “I Never Promised You a Grantham Cup”
Episode Six: “Sister Suffragette”
Episode Seven: “The Birds, The Bees, and the Bath” (aka: “Her Ladyship’s Soap”)
Season 2:
Episode One: “Love is a Battlefield”
Episode Two: “There’s Something About Lavinia”
Episode Three: “Home Sweet Convalescent Home”
Episode Four: “Chicken Soup for the Soldiers”
Episode Five: “Damages”
Episode Six: “The First Time I Saw Your Face”
Episode Seven: “One Step Forward…”
Episode Eight: “Fever”
Christmas Special: “Bells Are Ringing” (aka: “Sir Richard’s Almanac”)
Tune in tonight at 9 p.m. for Downton Abbey‘s return to American television. PBS’ lavish summary says:
Wedding guests descend on Downton Abbey, where disasters large and small threaten. One is Cora’s freewheeling American mother, who tries to loosen up her in-laws.