People Magazine has “exclusively” unveiled a first look at Kermit’s new bae, and she’s beautiful!

Kermit and Miss Piggy announced their separation in August — just one month before ABC’s new series The Muppets premieres on TV. The timing couldn’t have been worse! What’s The Muppets without the frog and the pig united as one?

Thankfully, the two have agreed to continue on with The Muppets despite their separation, and it looks like Kermit is wasting no time finding a new lady. Meet Denise, Kermit’s new lady friend:

Kermit, you really had to go with a sexier version of Miss Piggy? How does “moi” feel about this? Surely not good.

You may remember seeing Denise in The Muppets’s first-look presentation, which debuted online in July. Denise looks a lot different than she did two months ago:

People reports, “Kermit, who is still working with Miss Piggy on her late-night talk show Up Late with Miss Piggy — a situation that is being documented on the upcoming ABC series The Muppets — has been spotted around town numerous times” with Denise, who is “the head of marketing at ABC.”

The Muppets premieres September 22 on ABC. Good luck, Kermit and Denise!