John Oliver knows what’s what, and today, it’s the end of the world… video message. Chill out, Starbucks will still be open tomorrow.

Ever since it was revealed that CNN has a “Doomsday Video,” which was set to air “when the end of the world was confirmed,” John Oliver and his Last Week Tonight team decided they needed to do the world one better.

After all, our inter-cultural, multimedia-savvy species has long been so over the music allegedly playing as the Titanic sank, and it was time to liven up the apocalypse.

And in the true spirit of millennials everywhere, John Oliver enlisted the help of a celebrity for the task. Watch Martin Sheen, as he salutes humanity:

In the video, Martin Sheen presents us with the things we really want to see before dying in a worldwide implosion (or a super-advanced lion attack): cat videos, epic fails, and a sick basketball throw.

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Really makes you wonder about what’s truly important to this generation, doesn’t it?

Here’s CNN’s original video, discovered by blogger Michael Ballaban:

We wonder if all the major news networks have end of the world video message cued up and ready — and, more importantly, does Netflix? Because, let’s face it, that’s how the aliens are keeping us distracted while they plan their mass take-over.