If you love Tyrion Lannister as much as we do, you’ll want to know about a new book from A Song of Ice and Fire author George R.R. Martin!

As if he wasn’t busy enough with Game of Thrones, The Winds of Winter and the mystery project he’s developing for HBO, George R.R. Martin is currently compiling the new book The Wit and Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister.

The Bookseller reports that the hardback title will be a compilation of Tyrion’s best quips and quotes from the A Song of Ice and Fire saga.

It’ll be released in December 2013, with publisher HarperCollins describing it as, “The perfect Christmas gift.”

We imagine this will be the type of book we can go to to solve all of life’s big questions. “What would Tyrion do?” We can ask ourselves, and look, there’s the answer! “Trust no one,” he’ll say, and there you go.

With this book, the world will be your oyster. A magic eight-ball, spewing wisdom left and right as only Tyrion Lannister can do.

“Let me give you some advice, bastard,” he’ll tell you. “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”

We can’t wait to get our hands on this book. How about you?