Someone made a parody account for the lead villain in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and the tweets so far have been as entertaining as a stormtrooper running away from its angry boss.
Kylo Ren — played by Adam Driver — is a conflicted villain in the seventh Star Wars installment. Kylo (or should we say Ben?) has close ties to certain people we’ve come to know and love over the past few decades in the Stars Wars world, and the struggles he encounters in The Force Awakens make him a unique character.
Enter Emo Kylo Ren, a parody account that’s been tweeting things you can completely imagine Adam Driver’s character tweeting if wifi was available in a galaxy far far away. In fact, these tweets may remind you of emo kids you know in real life.
The Twitter account is quickly gaining followers as people share Emo Kylo Ren’s best tweets. We’ve rounded up our favorites (so far!) below:
*once used the force to hold the door open for a lady*
*continues to use this as an example to prove sexism goes both ways*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
*spends a whole afternoon unsuccessfully struggling to open a cling-wrapped My Chemical Romance cd*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
fine I will go to the dance dad
but I will not dance
I will wear a dark peacoat and stand in a corner with hux passing judgment on everyone
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
i miss darth vader every day but i've never even met him
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
just once i wish my dad would respond to "I love you" with "I love you too"
mom too for that matter
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
i wish i'd suffered more
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
Darth Vader had no father
I envy him
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*places Darth Vader's burned-out helmet on piano*
*painstakingly picks out the piano part to 'my immortal' with one finger*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
dear diary
hux and i are wearing black to commemorate the defeat at the battle of endor
we both always wear black but today it means more
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now
also we are out of conditioner
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*comes downstairs in pajamas*
*clears throat* there's been an awakening
are there pancakes?
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
my name is kyle
my name is kyle
my name is kyle
my name is KYLO
fucking autocorrect
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
dear diary
mom and dad still don't believe that my name is kylo
dad laughs whenever i say it
nobody at school calls me kylo but hux
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*force-slams his bedroom door*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now
also we are out of conditioner
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
Dude… brighten up! On the light side, this Twitter account is going to be popular for at least the next two years.
No word yet on if any of these moments will be written into the Star Wars: Episode VIII script. The movie opens in theaters May 26, 2017.