Community season 6 is just four days away, and in anticipation we’ve selected our favorite quotes so far!
Community is one of the most quotable shows on television — or at least it was, until it made the transition to Yahoo! Screen for the soon-to-debut season 6. The final season in the famous #sixseasonsandamovie mantra will premiere online on Tuesday, March 17 with two episodes. In case you missed it, you can watch the Avengers style trailer here.
Related: Community: Top 10 episodes (so far!)
To celebrate Greendale’s return, we’ve picked our 10 favorite quotes from the show’s first 5 seasons. As we’re sure you can appreciate, narrowing down all of the zingers in the show’s history to a list of 10 is an incredibly difficult feat. So, rather than picking a traditional top 10 list, we’ve just picked our personal favorite quote from each of the main characters. We chose some of them because they’re funny, some of them because they’re poignant, and some because they sum up the character or the show nicely.
Regardless, we’re sure there’s plenty of great quotes that didn’t make the cut — so please feel free to share your personal fave in the comments below!
“I can tell life from TV, Jeff. TV makes sense. It has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you.”
– Abed, season 2, episode 1, “Anthropology”
“A passing grade? Like a C? Why don’t I just get pregnant in a bus station?”
– Annie, season 3, episode 17, “Basic Lupine Urology”
“I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.”
– Troy, season 3, episode 18, “Course Listing Unavailable”
“The next person that offers me pity will be mentioned by name in my suicide note.”
– Jeff, season 1, episode 8, “Home Economics”
“When I was 30, people used to wish I was dead to my face, that’s called respect.”
– Pierce, season 1, episode 14, “Interpretive Dance”
“Can I be honest with you guys? I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the bank today. What am I supposed to tell people in line? I had good news and bad news? Come on, Craig, get your life together.”
– Dean, season 3, episode 16, “Virtual Systems Analysis”
“I don’t understand why you and Britta aren’t together. Two good-looking white people going to school together. It just feels right.
– Shirley, season 1, episode 4, “Social Psychology”
“I transferred, or ‘downloaded,’ Todd’s picture to this computer, and as you can see, by making a few adjustments, I can make the entire image… Old-West color.
– Britta, season 3, episode 17, “Basic Lupine Urology”
“Oh but I AM. Disappointed? Did you expect me to stay the same forever? Because that’s not what Drugs does baby! I’m gonna deep fry your dog and eat your Momma’s face. And I’m going to wear your little brother’s skin like pajamas! I control your lives, and there’s nothing you can do.”
– Chang, season 2, episode 12, “Celebrity Pharmacology”
“Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops. Meowmeowbeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.”
– Buzz, season 5, episode 8, “App Development and Condiments”