Teen Wolf has its fair share of zingers, and we’ve collected the 20 best quotes from season 5A to share with you.

Picking the best lines from your favorite television show is like trying to pick your favorite child: You don’t want to do it, but you know there’s one you like slightly more than the other. Kind of like how Sheriff Stilinski likes Scott more than Stiles.

Relax, people. We’re sure he was joking.

What’s not a joke is how seriously well-rounded Teen Wolf’s dialogue has been this season. We got some classic Stiles Stilinski lines, like the one about Christopher Walken, and some heartbreaking monologues from Scott about how he thinks everything is his fault. Sprinkled throughout were some strong moments from Lydia and some truth bombs from Kira.

Related: Teen Wolf quotes: The top 10 quotable Stiles moments

Check out our list of the best Teen Wolf season 5A quotes below, and let us know which ones were your favorites in the comments section.

Want the copy & paste version? We’ve got you covered.

Sometimes you just need the quotes in plain text for reasons. No worries — you can find them all below. Use said zingers responsibly.

• “Dinner’s in the fridge! …There’s nothing in the fridge, so I’m going to leave you money to order in. …I don’t have any money.” — Melissa (5×01)
• “Fun like bowling? Or sex with other guys?” — Malia (5×01)
• “When the flying monkeys come soaring through this station, you will have my undivided attention.” — Sheriff (5×02)
• “Find anything?” — Scott
  “Nope.” — Stiles
  “I fell in a hole!” –Liam (5×02)
• “That was awesome. That was great. Can you do one more? Give us another one? Maybe like Christopher Walken this time?” — Stiles (5×03)
• “Your feelings usually lead to dead bodies.” — Kira (5×03)
• “I wanna learn how to fight.” — Lydia (5×04)
• “I’m his flight attendant.” — Liam (5×04)
• “Malia’s not going because she knows it’s a nightmare asylum of insanity and death.” — Stiles (5×05)
• “I kind of need the belt. I mean, it’s crucial to the outfit.” — Kira (5×05)
• “My mom’s book club usually has more wine.” — Lydia (5×06)
• “I am the messenger of death.” — Kira (5×06)
• “This is not what I could call quality mother-daughter time.” — Kira (5×07)
• “What am I?” — Hayden
  “You’re Hayden.” — Liam (5×07)
• “It’s been fun. Especially the part where a werewolf forced his way into my brain with his claws.” — Corey (5×08)
• “Something’s changed. I think it’s because of me and I don’t know how to fix it.” — Scott (5×08)
• “Not talking makes it easier to keep secrets.” — Scott (5×09)
• “Guess what? All of us can’t be true Alphas. Some of us have to make mistakes. Some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes. Some of us are human!” — Stiles (5×09)
• “So we’re both harbingers of death? I should probably add that to my resume.” — Parrish (5×10)
• “I’m your alpha and all of you… All of you belong to me.” — Theo (5×10)

‘Teen Wolf’ season 5B returns to MTV on January 5 at 9:00 p.m. ET.

Graphics by Angelica Yap.