Watching ‘The Fast and the Furious’ for the first time

So I’ve never watched any of the Fast and Furious films.

I’m here to take you on a journey of what I expect will be lots of cars, rampant sexual objectification, and the occasional respite from sickening pseudo-macho-ness in Vin Diesel’s beautiful eyes (Pitch Black and Riddick are the only reason I’m interested in this franchise).