F9, the next installment of Universal’s Fast and Furious franchise, officially has a new release date.
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So I’ve never watched any of the Fast and Furious films.
I’m here to take you on a journey of what I expect will be lots of cars, rampant sexual objectification, and the occasional respite from sickening pseudo-macho-ness in Vin Diesel’s beautiful eyes (Pitch Black and Riddick are the only reason I’m interested in this franchise).