These ‘Stranger Things’ season 2 quotes are finger-lickin’ good

Who wants to be friends with Bowie or Kenny Rogers when you can be friends with Steve Harrington?

10:00 am EST, November 7, 2017

At this ‘X’ you won’t find pirate treasure, but you will find some bitchin’ Stranger Things season 2 quotes.

Gather your friends, wastoids, we’ve got a code red! It’s time to go on a totally tubular curiosity voyage. Just don’t break the number one rule: don’t be stupid, because you are not stupid.

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The best ‘Stranger Things’ season 2 quotes

  1. Dustin: I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books…these books are my paddles.
    – Chapter 3
  2. Billy: Am I dreaming, or is that you, Harrington?
    Steve: Yeah, it’s me. Don’t cream your pants.
    – Chapter 9
  3. Bob: What’s at the X? Pirate treasure?
    – Chapter 5
  4. Nancy: You know, out of all of my brother’s friends, you’re my favorite. You’ve always been my favorite.
    – Chapter 9
  5. Hopper: I heard that story. Did you hear the one about the fat man with the beard who climbs down chimneys?
    – Chapter 1
  6. Steve: How do you know it’s not just a lizard?
    Dustin: Because his face opened up and he ate my cat!
    – Chapter 6
  7. Eleven: Bitchin’.
    – Chapter 7
  8. Billy: You smell that, Max? That’s actually shit. Cow shit.
    Max: I don’t see any cows.
    Billy: Clearly you haven’t met the high school girls.
    – Chapter 2
  9. Jonathan: Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Being a freak is the best. I’m a freak!
    Will: Is that why you don’t have any friends?
    – Chapter 1
  10. Steve: Use the shampoo and conditioner and when your hair’s damp, not wet, okay? When it’s damp, you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.
    Dustin: Farrah Fawcett spray?
    Steve: Yeah, Farrah Fawcett. You tell anyone I just told you that and your ass is grass.
    – Chapter 6
  11. Jonathan: You sure this is a good idea?
    Joyce: This thing has had Will long enough. Let’s kill the son of a bitch.
    – Chapter 9
  12. Dustin: Son of a bitch. You know, you’re really no help at all, you know that?
    – Chapter 5
  13. Dr. Owens: Sir Will, how are you? Mom. Pop.
    – Chapter 1
  14. Steve: You’re gonna slay ’em dead.
    Dustin: Like a lion. *purrs*
    Steve: Don’t do that, okay?
    – Chapter 9
  15. Erica: You are such a nerd.
    Lucas: Shut up.
    Erica: No wonder you only hang out with boys.
    Mrs. Sinclair: Erica!
    Erica: Just the facts. *mouthing* Nerd.
    – Chapter 2
  16. Steve: Hey! Dickheads! How come the only one helping me out is this random girl?
    – Chapter 6
  17. Hopper: Oh my god, none of this is real. This is a kid’s game.
    Dustin: It’s a manual.
    – Chapter 8
  18. Guy: Watch it, kid.
    Eleven: Mouth breather.
    – Chapter 7
  19. Bob: Bob Newby, superhero.
    – Chapter 6
  20. Dustin: Uhhh!
    Mrs. Henderson: Uhhhh!
    – Chapter 1
  21. Mike: I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.
    – Chapter 8
  22. Lucas: Dad? When Mom’s mad at you, how do you make her not mad?
    Mr. Sinclair: First, I apologize. Then I get your mother whatever she wants.
    Lucas: Even when she’s wrong?
    Mr. Sinclair: She’s never wrong, son.
    – Chapter 5
  23. Dustin: She will not be able to resist these pearls. *Purrs*
    – Chapter 1
  24. Murray: So, Jonathan, how was the pull-out?
    – Chapter 6
  25. Hopper: Just curious why all of a sudden you look like some MTV punk.
    – Chapter 9
  26. Kali: There’s nothing for you back there. They cannot save you, Jane.
    Eleven: No. But I can save them.
    – Chapter 7
  27. Mike: If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right?
    Will: Yeah. Crazy together.
    – Chapter 2
  28. Lucas: You’re nothing like your brother, okay? You’re cool, and different. You’re super smart. And you’re, like, totally tubular.
    – Chapter 6
  29. Dustin: It believes it’s the master race.
    Steve: Like the Germans?
    Dustin: The Nazis?
    Steve: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Nazis.
    – Chapter 8
  30. Will: He likes it cold.
    – Chapter 4
  31. Nancy: Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
    Steve: …It’s finger-lickin’ good.
    – Chapter 1
  32. Joyce: Will? What are you doing?
    Will: Peeing?
    – Chapter 2
  33. Hopper: I don’t want you to get hurt at all. And I don’t wanna lose you. Just make sure you heat up some real food. Not just Eggos.
    – Chapter 6
  34. Max: Hey guys, why are you headed towards the sound?
    – Chapter 8

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