10:00 am EDT, October 31, 2017

‘Stranger Things’ quotes that are worthy of a freakout

Throw a cabbage hard enough, it could be as effective as a fireball.

Oh my god oh my god! Don’t be a mouthbreathing wastoid with a stick up your butt. Check out the best Stranger Things quotes from seasons 1 and 2! It won’t take 10 hours to read, either.

Calling all Thumper fans and not-morning people! Grab a coffee, sit back, and reminisce over the best Stranger Things quotes from season 1 and season 2 as we wait for the new episodes of the show, arriving Summer 2019. You’ll love it, and not just because I told you to.

‘Stranger Things’ season 1 quotes

  1. Dustin: Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.
    – Chapter One
  2. Mike: I just didn’t want you to think I was such a wastoid, you know?
    Eleven: Mike?
    Mike: Yeah?
    Eleven: I understand.
    – Chapter Three
  3. Jonathan: You shouldn’t like things just because people tell you you’re supposed to.
    – Chapter Two
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  5. Lucas: She helped just enough so she could get what she wants: food and a bed. She’s like a stray dog.
    – Chapter Five
  6. Joyce: I don’t care if anyone believes me. I am not gonna stop looking for him until I find him and bring him home! I am going to bring him home!
    – Chapter Four
  7. Dustin: Mike! I found the chocolate pudding!
    – Chapter Eight
  8. Dustin: You’re going to take out the demigorgon with a slingshot?
    Lucas: First of all, it’s a wrist-rocket.
    – Chapter Three
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  10. Hopper: Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
    – Chapter One
  11. Jonathan: Your mom doesn’t knock?
    – Chapter Six
  12. Dustin: Can’t have more than one best friend.
    Mike: Says who?
    Dustin: Says logic.
    Mike: Well, I call bull on your logic, because you’re my best friend too.
    – Chapter Six
  13. Mike: My mom, she’s a pretty awesome cook. She can make you whatever you like.
    Eleven: Eggos?
    – Chapter Eight
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  15. Jonathan: Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.
    – Chapter Five
  16. Mike: The campaign took 2 weeks to plan! How was I supposed to know it was going to take 10 hours?
    Karen: You’ve been playing for 10 hours?
    – Chapter One
  17. Joyce: This is not yours to fix alone. You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.
    – Chapter Seven
  18. Dustin: Why do we even need weapons anyway. We have her.
    Lucas: She shut one door!
    Dustin: With her mind!
    – Chapter Three
  19. Lucas: We’re going back to Plan A. We’re telling your mom.
    Eleven: No.
    – Chapter Two
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  21. Hopper: Have you ever heard of Mirkwood?
    Callahan: I have not, that sounds made up to me.
    Lucas: No, it’s from Lord of the Rings.
    Dustin: The Hobbit.
    Lucas: It doesn’t matter!
    Dustin: He asked!
    – Chapter One
  22. Florence: Only love makes you that crazy, sweetheart, and that damn stupid.
    – Chapter Six
  23. Jonathan: My dad took me hunting on my birthday. Made me kill a rabbit.
    Nancy: A rabbit?
    Jonathan: Yeah. I guess he thought it would make me into more of a man, or something. I cried for a week.
    Nancy: Jesus.
    Jonathan: What? I’m a fan of Thumper.
    – Chapter Five
  24. Ted: My God, is she Russian?
    – Chapter Seven
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  26. Joyce: He’s a sensitive kid. Lonnie used to say he was queer. Called him a fag.
    Hopper: Is he?
    Joyce: He’s missing, is what he is!
    – Chapter One
  27. Lucas: Why would the Chief set us up? Nancy, maybe. But the Chief?
    Dustin: Lando Calrissian!
    Lucas: Would you shut up about Lando!
    Dustin: I don’t feel good about this. I don’t feel good about this!
    Lucas: When do you feel good about anything?
    – Chapter Seven
  28. Joyce: Well, I don’t know who’s been raising you, but I’m going to get you some new crayons because it looks like he’s shooting cabbages.
    – Chapter Five
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  30. Marissa: You could’ve at least called, said, “Marissa, hey, it’s not gonna work out. Sorry I wasted your time. I’m a dick”
    Hopper: …Yep.
    – Chapter Three
  31. Dustin: There’s something wrong with your sister.
    Mike: What are you talking about?
    Dustin: She’s got a stick up her butt.
    – Chapter One
  32. Eleven: Mouthbreather.
    – Chapter Six
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  34. Mike: You don’t need it.
    Eleven: Still pretty?
    Mike: Yeah! Pretty! Really pretty.
    – Chapter Seven
  35. Joyce: I need this phone, and two weeks’ advance.
    And a pack of Camels.
    – Chapter Two
  36. Hopper: You were right. This whole time you were right.
    – Chapter Five
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  38. Dustin: Accident or not, admit it, it was a little awesome.
    Lucas: Awesome?
    Dustin: She threw you in the air with her mind!
    Lucas: I could have been killed!
    – Chapter Six
  39. Steve: What the hell was that?!
    Jonathan/Nancy: Shut up!
    – Chapter Eight
  40. Dustin: Do you know anything about sensory deprivation tanks? Specifically how to build one?
    Mr. Clarke: Sensory deprivation- What is this for?
    Dustin: …Fun…
    – Chapter Seven
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  42. Jonathan: Sometimes people don’t really say what they’re really thinking. But you capture the right moment, it says more.
    – Chapter Four
  43. Barb: He just wants to get in your pants.
    – Chapter Two
  44. Joyce: Maybe I’m crazy, maybe I’m out of my mind! But God help me, I will keep these lights up until the day I die if I think there’s a chance that Will’s still out there!
    – Chapter Five

‘Stranger Things’ season 2 quotes

  1. Dustin: I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books…these books are my paddles.
    – Chapter 3
  2. Billy: Am I dreaming, or is that you, Harrington?
    Steve: Yeah, it’s me. Don’t cream your pants.
    – Chapter 9
  3. Bob: What’s at the X? Pirate treasure?
    – Chapter 5
  4. Nancy: You know, out of all of my brother’s friends, you’re my favorite. You’ve always been my favorite.
    – Chapter 9
  5. Hopper: I heard that story. Did you hear the one about the fat man with the beard who climbs down chimneys?
    – Chapter 1
  6. Steve: How do you know it’s not just a lizard?
    Dustin: Because his face opened up and he ate my cat!
    – Chapter 6
  7. Eleven: Bitchin’.
    – Chapter 7
  8. Billy: You smell that, Max? That’s actually shit. Cow shit.
    Max: I don’t see any cows.
    Billy: Clearly you haven’t met the high school girls.
    – Chapter 2
  9. Jonathan: Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Being a freak is the best. I’m a freak!
    Will: Is that why you don’t have any friends?
    – Chapter 1
  10. Steve: Use the shampoo and conditioner and when your hair’s damp, not wet, okay? When it’s damp, you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.
    Dustin: Farrah Fawcett spray?
    Steve: Yeah, Farrah Fawcett. You tell anyone I just told you that and your ass is grass.
    – Chapter 6
  11. Jonathan: You sure this is a good idea?
    Joyce: This thing has had Will long enough. Let’s kill the son of a bitch.
    – Chapter 9
  12. Dustin: Son of a bitch. You know, you’re really no help at all, you know that?
    – Chapter 5
  13. Dr. Owens: Sir Will, how are you? Mom. Pop.
    – Chapter 1
  14. Steve: You’re gonna slay ’em dead.
    Dustin: Like a lion. *purrs*
    Steve: Don’t do that, okay?
    – Chapter 9
  15. Erica: You are such a nerd.
    Lucas: Shut up.
    Erica: No wonder you only hang out with boys.
    Mrs. Sinclair: Erica!
    Erica: Just the facts. *mouthing* Nerd.
    – Chapter 2
  16. Steve: Hey! Dickheads! How come the only one helping me out is this random girl?
    – Chapter 6
  17. Hopper: Oh my god, none of this is real. This is a kid’s game.
    Dustin: It’s a manual.
    – Chapter 8
  18. Guy: Watch it, kid.
    Eleven: Mouth breather.
    – Chapter 7
  19. Bob: Bob Newby, superhero.
    – Chapter 6
  20. Dustin: Uhhh!
    Mrs. Henderson: Uhhhh!
    – Chapter 1
  21. Mike: I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.
    – Chapter 8
  22. Lucas: Dad? When Mom’s mad at you, how do you make her not mad?
    Mr. Sinclair: First, I apologize. Then I get your mother whatever she wants.
    Lucas: Even when she’s wrong?
    Mr. Sinclair: She’s never wrong, son.
    – Chapter 5
  23. Dustin: She will not be able to resist these pearls. *Purrs*
    – Chapter 1
  24. Murray: So, Jonathan, how was the pull-out?
    – Chapter 6
  25. Hopper: Just curious why all of a sudden you look like some MTV punk.
    – Chapter 9
  26. Kali: There’s nothing for you back there. They cannot save you, Jane.
    Eleven: No. But I can save them.
    – Chapter 7
  27. Mike: If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right?
    Will: Yeah. Crazy together.
    – Chapter 2
  28. Lucas: You’re nothing like your brother, okay? You’re cool, and different. You’re super smart. And you’re, like, totally tubular.
    – Chapter 6
  29. Dustin: It believes it’s the master race.
    Steve: Like the Germans?
    Dustin: The Nazis?
    Steve: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Nazis.
    – Chapter 8
  30. Will: He likes it cold.
    – Chapter 4
  31. Nancy: Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
    Steve: …It’s finger-lickin’ good.
    – Chapter 1
  32. Joyce: Will? What are you doing?
    Will: Peeing?
    – Chapter 2
  33. Hopper: I don’t want you to get hurt at all. And I don’t wanna lose you. Just make sure you heat up some real food. Not just Eggos.
    – Chapter 6
  34. Max: Hey guys, why are you headed towards the sound?
    – Chapter 8

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