Everyone wants to sit in the big chair.
I think this one is pretty straight forward. I mean, the show is called Game of Thrones after all. (Wait, are there, like, other thrones? Like a wooden one, or one made of flowers? Or one made of dragon bones? I bet Lady D would hate that one.)
Everyone has a house like in ‘Harry Potter.’
There’s a lion, and a wolf, and a stag. I even think there’s a giant squid. There are a lot more sigils than in Harry Potter, but my brain won’t accept more than four, so we’ll just stick with these ones.
It’s never winter in Westeros.
Westeros is where they all live, right? Is that a city? A country? The name of the world? Anyway, it seems like it’s perpetually fall there, because I see this everywhere:
Then, every year, the zombies show up.
Except I know they have something to do with winter, so I just imagine these guys with frostbite.
People have lots of sex.
Sometimes they’re related.
People fight, everyone dies.
Literally. Like, everyone dies.
Everyone.
And George R.R. Martin just sits back and laughs.
How did I do?
Pretty good, right? Who needs to watch the show when I’ve got Tumblr?
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