Page 2: The most memorable ‘Friends’ quotes
‘Sure I peed on her. And if I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!’
Now that’s what we call friendship. But in the most “worst case scenario”-kind of way, of course.
‘I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?’
No Chandler, you’re not. But yes, yes you may. Your sarcasm is perfection.
‘THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!’
We may or may not have just realized that Phoebe is easily the most quotable character on Friends. More than that, she has the most lines (this one included) that we use in everyday life.
‘Hey, just so you know: It’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T ‘happen to every guy,’ and it IS a big deal!’ ‘I KNEW it!’
Well, that’s one way to get to a guy.
‘You’re over me? When were you… under me?’
We don’t understand how Ross could make such a potentially dirty line sound so incredibly depressing. His line seriously breaks our hearts every time.
‘Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you?’
If you don’t know all the words to the chorus of “Smelly Cat,” we honestly don’t know what to do with you. This was definitely one of the best recurring Friends jokes. Hands down.
‘Oh… my… GOD.’
To this day, these words (said slowly in a nasal voice) still give us the willies. We’re scarred for life. (And we’re not quite sure if that’s in a good way.)
‘How you doin’?’
Classic Joey. Classic Friends, really. Even though his catchphrase wasn’t introduced until episode 13 of the fourth season (“The One With Rachel’s Crush”), it feels like he’s been winning chicks over with it since the very beginning.
‘So why don’t you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort?’
Years ago, we would’ve found this funny because we would have thought that this wasn’t what adults did. However, ten years after Friends said goodbye, we’re definitely rethinking what makes that line funny. Because forts are never not awesome.
The fist bump thing.
Ok, so sometimes actions speak louder than words. This action is so popular among Friends fans that it’s practically a quote. So there.