‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ star Tituss Burgess launches his own pinot noir, because of course

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3:30 pm EDT, March 3, 2016

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“Pinoooooooooot Noir!” has been running through our heads since watching Netflix’s Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last year, and with season 2 on the horizon, actor Tituss Burgess has unveiled a pinot noir of his own.

The actor, who shares a name with his character on the Netflix show, has launched a pinot called Pinot By Tituss. The wine is available for online ordering, for $24.99 per bottle (before shipping). Pinot By Tituss will also be entering stores in the near future.

The wine comes from Santa Barbara County, California, and is sure to make Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’s Titus one proud (and drunken) actor.

No pinot noir by the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt star would be complete without its own theme song, and the website features just that. It’s not as catchy as the show’s hit, but we appreciate that they created one to promote this wine.

At this time we don’t know if your order of Pinot By Tituss will include a black penis.

Meanwhile, season 2 of the comedy series premieres April 15 on Netflix. Watch a little teaser trailer below:

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