Teen Wolf season 3 is airing in just seven days, so we’ve put together a guide to all the new characters that will be popping up on our screens this year.

The Alpha Pack

First up we have the Alpha Pack, which will be driving the plot forward in season 3. They’ve come to Beacon Hills for a purpose, and that purpose has to do with getting Derek to join their pack. If he refuses? Well, things are going to get ugly.

Deucalion, played by Gideon Emery

Teen Wolf Season 3 Alpha Pack Leader Deucalion

Deucalion is the leader of the Alpha Pack. He’s extremely intelligent and manipulative, and he will be trying to turn Derek against Scott and the other members of his pack. He wants Derek to join him because he enjoys discovering “new talent.”

From the trailer, it has been discovered that Deucalion is actually blind, which will certainly add a whole new dimension to his character. Rather than holding him back, it looks like his other senses will be in overdrive, allowing him to outmaneuver his opponents with little trouble.

Kali, played by Felisha Terrell

Teen Wolf Season 3 Alpha Pack Kali

Kali is Deucalion’s right hand werewolf. She’s ruthless and sexy, and can definitely handle herself when it comes to combat. She fights barefoot because she uses the claws on her feet as one of her main weapons. She will definitely be one to keep an eye on.

Although we know female Alphas do exist (Derek’s mother was one, after all), Kali will be the first female Alpha we’ve seen on the show. Her character is named after the Hindu goddess, who is often referred to as the goddess of destruction, though she is also the goddess of time and change.

Aiden, played by Max Carver

Teen Wolf Season 3 Alpha Pack Aiden

Aiden is one half of the twin alphas that are a part of the Alpha Pack. He’s the brawn, but also extremely handsome and quite a charmer. While he doesn’t seem to have quite as big of a part as his brother Ethan, you can bet that Aiden won’t be left behind.

While his brother has his own target to pursue, it looks like Aiden will be concerning himself with Lydia. She’ll be trying to get over Jackson this season, and Aiden will be all too willing to help her in that regard. But don’t expect his feeling to be genuine — they’ve all got a part to play, and Deucalion is the one pulling the strings.

Ethan, played by Charlie Carver

Teen Wolf Season 3 Alpha Pack Ethan

Ethan is Aiden’s twin brother. He’s the brains of the duo, but he’s not all that different from Aiden. He’s also quite a charmer, and he’ll be devious and manipulative.

His target will be Danny, which has the fandom in quite a tizzy, seeing as Danny is a fan favorite character. Danny and Ethan will be sharing at least one pretty steamy scene this season, and we have no idea if he’ll actually develop feelings for Danny along the way. But it’s not all worrying and nail biting! In the trailer, we saw Danny being wheeled into the hospital, and Ethan was with him, looking quite worried.

Ennis, played by Brian Patrick Wade

Teen Wolf Season 3 Alpha Pack Ennis

We don’t know too much about Ennis, as his role seems to be less significant than the other Alpha Pack members. Whereas the other four got character portraits, Ennis did not, though we did get a great look at him in the trailer. It seems that he’ll be impersonating a hospital orderly when we first meet him.

Ennis is basically the muscle in the Alpha Pack. Whereas the others tend to rely on their intelligence, talents, and ability to manipulate others, Ennis is just the brute force, coming at Derek, Scott, and the others with his incredible strength.

Next up: What other werewolves will be debuting this season?

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Arrested Development‘s fourth season aired three years ago today. To celebrate its legacy (and to try to forget how much we’re missing it right now), let’s rank the best recurring Arrested Development jokes!

It’s really no secret that Arrested Development has some of the best recurring jokes and gags of all time. Even people who don’t watch the show are familiar with things like “There’s always money in the banana stand” and “I’ve made a huge mistake.” The jokes in this show are just so understated and catchy that it would’ve been crazy had they not have caught on. Thanks to Arrested Development‘s recurring jokes, pop culture has never been quite the same.

To celebrate our undying love for Arrested Development, we decided to forgo the banner (sorry, everyone) and instead put together a list of all of the gags and jokes that we think are the best ones the show’s ever done. Not only that, but we’re leaving it up to you to rank them!

How to play: Love a certain joke and think that it should be at the top of the list? Upvote it. Really hate another joke and don’t understand how it got on the list in the first place? Hit that little downward-facing arrow. Don’t care either way for some of these gags? Then you can just leave them untouched. It’s all good! We just want to know what YOU think! With everyone participating we’ll be able to build a definitive list of the best Arrested Development jokes!

So, grab your denim cut-offs and hot ham water, and maybe even do a little chicken dance to get yourself pumped up (but not with the hot ham water in your hand, please). If you’re an Arrested Development fan, you’re sure to love ranking these jokes.

(Just be careful about which arrow you hit. You don’t want to hit the wrong one and find yourself saying “I’ve made a huge mistake.”)

Are there any ‘Arrested Development’ jokes missing from the list? Add them below!

 
Related: Arrested Development season 4 drinking game

Marvel fans aren’t pleased with the twist in Captain America: Steve Rogers #1.

By now you know that Steve Rogers is revealed to be a Hydra agent in the first issue of the new Captain America: Steve Rogers series (Read our in-depth analysis of the new issue here). Naturally this news — that ultimate do-gooder Cap would be so evil — has not sat well with fans.

The general consensus is that this shit is unacceptable…

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… And the only thing to do is ignore it:

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Others think Marvel need a taste of their own medicine:

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And/or need to fire their lame-o writers:

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Then there are beautiful Photoshops like this one of Chris Evans’ Captain America ripping up a tree the comic:

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Some people are Photoshopping the comic to make him say things that are just as outrageous as him being a HYDRA agent:


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While others are giving him a different revelation — one concerning Bucky. This is the twist that SHOULD be in the new Captain America series

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Marvel, please write yourself out of this one as quickly as possible.

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… Before you start coming up with other outrageous revelations

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Emilia Clarke proves there is more to Dothraki than death threats in a recent appearance on Late Night With Seth Meyers.

Clarke, who plays the indomitable Daenerys Targaryen on HBO’s Game of Thrones, sets Meyers straight on the fact that Dothraki is, in fact, a real language created for the show. Linguist David J. Peterson crafted Dothraki, and all of the other fictional languages used on Game of Thrones — but even after six seasons, his words present Clarke with a continual challenge.

“You get it in English, at the top in the first script, it’s like, ‘This will be in Dothraki,'” Clarke recounts of her learning process. Following English is the Dothraki speech, followed by a literal translation, and then finally the dialogue in spoken English.

“And then I get an MP3, and then my kitchen hears it for weeks and weeks and weeks on end, until I sound convincing,” Clarke says.

But given the opacity (and complete invention) of the Dothraki language, Emilia Clarke admits that there have been times when she replaced her lines with something a little more… interesting.

“With the latest marvelous actors we’ve had doing Dothraki with us, it was a long day,” Clarke admits, giggling. Not realizing that the camera was on her, Clarke allowed a moment of silliness to take over.

“I thought it would be funny if I did ‘MMMBop’ in Dothraki,” she says. “And that didn’t help him at all! And then I think some of that was definitely my take.”

Ever game, Clarke dives in to her rendition of the Hanson hit, translated into the language of the brutal horse lords.

“I can’t stress how much less catchy that is!” Meyers laughs.

Game of Thrones 6×06, “Blood of My Blood,” airs Sunday, May 29 at 9:00 p.m. on HBO.