The top 6 dancers took on three dances each this week, as America’s votes were revealed and we learned which dancers would make it into next week’s performance finale.

The show’s format was different this week, as there was no bottom four, no “dance for your life,” and no voting. Each of the top 6 dancers danced three times: a solo, an all-star duet, and a duet with a fellow contestant. It gave the contestants a great opportunity to show off their versatility, as well as giving a few of the contestants who have never landed in the bottom the chance to show off their solos.

Regular judges Nigel Lythgoe and Mary Murphy were joined by returning favorite guest judge and Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson. This was Jesse’s fifth time guest-judging the show, and each time he is a hit. His broadway background gives him enough legit background to give informed critiques, but what makes his contribution even better is just how much of a fan he is of the show, and how much he is buddy-buddy with Cat, Nigel, and Mary, onscreen and off.

Jesse had some great soundbites as well, most notably saying he would keep his critique “Carly Rae Jepsen short: It was amazing.” Referencing Jepsen’s nearly worthless contributions during her appearance as guest judge, he only proved how much of a better and well-informed job he has done. He also admitted he struggled to critique tapper Aaron Turner, because he has a big crush on him (Join the club Jesse, join the club.)

The Eliminations

It was a no-win situation this week. With six such talented dancers remaining, nothing good could come from this week’s eliminations. Unfortunately for Hayley Erbert and Paul Karmiryan, things did not work out in their favor, and they will just miss out on making it to the season 10 finale. The eliminations were based entirely on America’s votes after last week’s show, with the judges not saving anyone. As the judges were all huge fans of Hayley’s and Paul’s, one can’t help but wonder how things would have worked out if they had had the opportunity to save them.

Solos

Amy Yackima

The amazing thing about Amy’s solos is that she so often picks a dramatic piece of music, and emotional choreography, which results in an emotional or troubled performance. However, off-stage and in so many of her other performances, Amy is so bubbly and cheerful, which makes her solos seem even more heart-wrenching. This classical piece was no different, set to “Anna’s Theme” from The Red Violin, it was an emotional piece of music, that Amy brought to life with her beautiful dancing. Plus, that end pose was strikingly beautiful.

DuShaunt “Fik-shun” Stegall

Fik-shun’s solo was amazing. It’s times like these that remind us that a dancer does not always have to be perfect at every style of dance in order to be America’s favorite dancer. Fik-shun is an un-trained street dancer and as such, has struggled with some of the routines he’s had to learn on SYTYCD. However, this is what he does best, and he really brought his A-game for this solo. Chris Brown’s “Look At Me Now” is such a fast-paced and catchy song, and Fik-shun had a move for every single beat. It was outstanding.

Jasmine Harper

If it’s possible for any dancer to not be overshadowed by Destiny’s Child’s version of “Amazing Grace”, Jasmine is that dancer. Jasmine’s body was designed for dance, and it is captivating to watch all she is able to accomplish with it through her grace and those incredibly long legs. The mastery extends to her face as well, where she is so beautifully expressive, she can sell just about any performance.

Paul Karmiryan

This was Paul’s first solo we’ve seen since his audition, as he has never landed in the bottom and had the chance to dance for his life. This solo was different from the other ballroom boys we’ve seen this year, who had more dominant and commanding presences. Paul is the epitome of grace and precision, as he has demonstrated in every routine he has danced on SYTYCD. This solo was no different, as he seemed to glide across the floor and fly through the air with absolute effortlessness.

Hayley Erbert

Hayley is another “effortless” dancer, who has basically done no wrong throughout this competition. She is a beautiful girl, and a beautiful dancer. This routine started strong right out of the gate, and barely slowed down for the entire dance. At this point in the competition, where every dancer is so immensely talented, personality and audience connection makes all the difference with the voters. Amy and Jasmine have both managed to reach through the screen and grab the viewer, while Hayley has not consistently been able to do the same. This may have been what cost her in the end.

Aaron Turner

This was also Aaron’s first chance to show off his solo since his audition, and it was especially great, since Aaron is a tapper, a damn good one, and we do not get to see enough tap on this show. If Aaron has nothing else going for him, he is a fighter. So after getting a tough critique from Nigel for his all-star routine, Aaron came out for his solo guns a-blazin’ and ready for a fight. He tapped with an absolute fury, and when it was all over, he threw his hat into the crowd with an expression that clearly said “WHAT NOW NIGEL?!” Fortunately for him, all three judges were already on their feet for his amazing performance.

All-star Routines

Paul Karmiryan and Kathryn McCormick

Paul and all-star Kathryn took on a Tyce Diorio jazz routine about the need for control and power between a man and a woman. It was a fast routine, and well-suited to Paul’s Latin ballroom background. It started off with a bang, with Kathryn up on a ladder in a giant skirt, before Paul leapt out through the skirt, like the gingerbread children from Mother Ginger’s skirt in the Nutcracker. The routine was sharp and precise, with Paul and Kathryn both looking like pros. Nigel said afterward that while Paul is described as a Latin ballroom dancer in their paperwork, he should be listed as just a dancer, because he’s proven he can do anything.

Hayley Erbert and Joshua Allen

Season 4 winner Joshua Allen whipped Hayley into shape with a boxing-theme Nappytabs hip-hop routine. Hayley had to let go of so much of her prettiness, and get into the hip-hop groove for this routine, and she didn’t disappoint. Mary said that Hayley showed Mohammed Ali’s level of skill and will to stay in the competition. She definitely proved that she was certainly not afraid to fight her way to a place in the finale.

Aaron Turner and Melanie Moore

Aaron and season 8 winner Melanie Moore took on a Spencer Liff Broadway routine about a couple in love that also really loves to push each other’s buttons. Aaron and Melanie started out arguing, and it only escalated from there. Their beautiful synchronized dancing and lifts were interspersed with more arguing and shoving. Unfortunately, it got a little too real when Aaron accidentally missed catching Melanie and she fell during the routine. It was only a small drop, and it worked with their contentious characters, but it was still a tough break for Aaron. Nigel also had some harsh criticism for his shoulders being too high, which Curtis Holland could tell anyone is a no-good omen for future success.

DuShaunt “Fik-shun” Stegall and Witney Carson

Fikshun and season 9 all-star Witney took on a Jonathan Roberts foxtrot. Obviously a leap for this un-trained hip-hopper, Fikshun impressed with his dance position, but hit some rough spots otherwise. Fik-shun’s irresistible smile makes it impossible not to love him, but the judges felt that Witney pretty much danced over him in this routine. They felt this wasn’t his best, but that his work in previous weeks, and this week’s solo, were good enough to carry him through.

Jasmine Harper and Neil Haskell

Tyce Diorio choreographed a very dramatic contemporary piece for Jasmine and Neil, telling the story of all of the people and families around the world that have met with tragedy as a result of these hurricanes, tsunamis, and other natural disasters we’ve experienced recently. It was beautifully staged, with a wind machine blowing crumpled newspapers around the stage, and the dancers fighting against imaginary winds and forces beyond their control. It was a battle and a struggle and yet somehow, it was also a dance. It was no great surprise that Jasmine shone like the star in the routine, earning praise from all three judges.

Amy Yackima and Alex Wong

Bollywood is always the most exhausting of dances, and this Nakul Dev Mahajan routine was no exception. As a diva and her servant who are secretly in love, Amy and Alex were full of energy and passion, and nailed what was possibly the hardest Bollywood routine we’ve seen on the show. There were so many knee turns in a row it likely killed their knees, while making those of us at home a little dizzy. But it earned them a standing ovation from all three judges, so none of that really matters.

Contestant Duets

Hayley Erbert and Paul Karmiryan

Hayley and Paul paired up for the first time for a romantic Dee Caspery contemporary piece. Paul struggled a bit with this routine, because it was outside of his comfort zone, and he didn’t want to let Hayley down. It was beautiful to watch the two beautiful dancers portray such a beautiful dance together, so much so that Mary expressed hopes that Paul and Hayley hook up off the dance floor as well. Nigel felt the routine just proved their versatility even further, which is the point he has praised most about both of them throughout the competition.

Amy Yackima and DuShaunt “Fick-shun” Stegall

Amy and Fik-shun were reunited for a Dave Scott hip-hop number, and it felt so good. It was great to see them take on another fun routine together, because Nigel pointed out, they really bring out the best in each other, performance-wise. In this routine, Amy was putting on her own sexy fashion show for Fik-shun to show off some new purchases. This was right in Fik-shun’s wheelhouse, and Amy can do no wrong, so the routine was outstanding.

Jasmine Harper and Aaron Turner

Jasmine and Aaron teamed up for their final competitive routine, and they reminded everyone why they have been one of the top couples all season. This Sean Cheesman jazz routine was insane, with Aaron in love with the creature from inside the mirror: Jasmine. The dance was so fast-paced and intense that you couldn’t tear your eyes away. And if you didn’t scream when Jasmine over-extended her already super-long leg as, like Jesse Tyler Ferguson said, a protractor, then you have clearly been watching the wrong show.

Top 6 Group Routine

The group routine didn’t serve as the cold open of the show like it usually does, but the top six did dance together a little bit later, after their introductions. It was a African jazz routine from Sean Cheeseman. The dancers were dressed very simply in white: the guys with no shirts on, and the girls with big flowing skirts, and backless tops. It was very cheerful, happy dance, and it was wonderful to see our favorite dancers looking so happy dancing with one another. It was a beautiful thing to see them still so tightly bonded even at this tense point in the competition.

Tune in next Tuesday for the So You Think You Can Dance performance finale, where Paula Abdul will return as guest judge to help choose America’s favorite dancers.

What did you think of the top 6 contestants’ performances this week?

Hypable sat down with Transparent‘s Judith Light and Jeffrey Tambor to discuss the life-changing experience of telling one of TV’s most compelling stories.

“You may be laughing at her, but your heart may be breaking too.” This single line from Jeffrey Tambor sums up Amazon Prime’s Transparent. Entering its third season, the break out comedy from writer, director, producer Jill Soloway pulls you into the Pfefferman family and delivers a gut punch straight from the start.

This is nothing new for the streaming series, but somehow you keep going back for more. Season 3, now available on Amazon Prime, is no different. In fact, the first episode alone demands you to pause the auto-play feature and take a deep breathe to process. The entire show is about processing, reflecting, and growing. Actions are quick, mistakes are lofty, but the aftermath, where the processing begins, is where the show lives and thrives.

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Hypable sat down with Transparent‘s Judith Light and Jeffrey Tambor to discuss the life-changing experience of telling one of TV’s most compelling stories.

“You may be laughing at her, but your heart may be breaking too.” This single line from Jeffrey Tambor sums up Amazon Prime’s Transparent. Entering its third season, the break out comedy from writer, director, producer Jill Soloway pulls you into the Pfefferman family and delivers a gut punch straight from the start.

This is nothing new for the streaming series, but somehow you keep going back for more. Season 3, now available on Amazon Prime, is no different. In fact, the first episode alone demands you to pause the auto-play feature and take a deep breathe to process. The entire show is about processing, reflecting, and growing. Actions are quick, mistakes are lofty, but the aftermath, where the processing begins, is where the show lives and thrives.

Nothing is done for a laugh. Rather the laughs of this “comedy” arrive out of discomfort, the kind of laugh that breaks the silence at an awkward family dinner because your mind and body don’t know what else to do.

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Ahead of Tambor’s second consecutive Emmy win for Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, Hypable sat in on a roundtable conversation with Jeffrey Tambor and Judith Light. They both spoke with such care for the show and gratitude for their characters Maura and Shelly. “Maura is not a character you just put down and walk away from. She stays with me and it’s invited,” said Tambor.

The comfort and trust that filled the space between the two actors was palpable. The duo began their careers together over 30 years ago and yet it took Transparent to push them both well beyond their comfort zone with the infamous bath scene from season 2. Slight spoilers for season 2 ahead.

“I went to Jill and told her I was terrified,” Light said. The scene takes place one night in the midst of Maura and Shelly’s cohabitation as the pair are going through their nightly routines. Maura’s transition left Shelly without the one person she felt cosmically bound to and yet here she was in her bathroom. Trying to recapture the sexual spark of their relationship, Maura crosses a personal boundary she didn’t know she created with herself and gave Shelly a fleeting feeling that maybe everything doesn’t have to change.”

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In order to create that feeling of intimacy and close in on just Maura and Shelly in that moment, Jill Soloway cleared the entire building, including video village.

“Before we started, [Jill] had us all stand there and take a moment of silence that the scene would be received in the way we wanted to give it. Which was to talk about something that was not talked about forever, as far as I can tell, in the way of mature people and their sexuality,” said Light.

Light, Tambor, and Soloway all wondered how an audience would react to such a scene. Those fears were quickly put to rest as Light explained, “People responded from every generation in the most excited and generous way. We think we know what people want to see and then you have a show like Transparent and you realize they really do want to see that.”

History plays a large role in the Pfefferman family dynamic. Not just the shared history of long nights around the dinner table and cancelled bat mitzvahs, but rather inherited family trauma. Shelly and Maura dive into their personal histories and the history of their shared relationship in season 3, exploring through flashbacks what drew them together.

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Season 3 leaves room for a noticeable change in focus, leaning on Shelly finding her voice. While this may be something that will cause viewers to cringe at the mere thought of, it was a shift that Tambor embraced for his counterpart.

“Freedom is very powerful and when it does happen sometimes you don’t know the boundaries… Of course [Shelly] is going to go on Twitter, of course she is going to go on the back of a motorcycle because she is free,” said Tambor.

Light expanded to include, “[Shelly] doesn’t see that everyone is rolling their eyes at her in some way or another, but that is what I think is so powerful about the show and Jill’s brilliance in the show — creating somebody who is very human and very flawed in so many different ways… This is one of those stories where somebody is coming into one of their own their own voice and doing it very clumsily and very badly.”

Freedom to explore her own transformation in light of Maura’s move to pull away from her leads Shelly to give temple talks and explore what her personal rebranding under the handle, “To Shell and Back” could do for her. Tambor continued, “This is a woman who could not make up her mind to what channel her husband would like, so thank God she is on Twitter and making these mistakes.”

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There is an important conversation both Light and Tambor agree needs to come of the relationship between Shelly and Maura — acceptance of other’s true authentic self, whatever that may mean. Light explained, “Maura has allowed herself to be oppressed by society and live in an oppressive society. It took her 70 years to come out and be her authentic self and it’s something we need to be discussing more because it’s the topic of how we relate to each other or how we relate badly to each other.”

Going forward into season 3, Transparent places Mort and Shelly in pre-transition life where the kids argued over the name of a pet turtle and even further back where Mort, at age 12, began to realize the weight of the struggle that comes with feeling trapped in the wrong body.

Echoing his earlier sentiments about playing Maura, Tambor explained what it was like going back and playing Mort, a task he had not done since season 1. “I found myself saying, ‘I have trouble doing it.’ I felt very actory, but I felt very, very comfortable as Maura… these are not characters you put down at night or during the summer, they stay with you.”

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Tambor carries Maura with him every day, opting to wear her ring on his pinkie all year round. “She’s so profound and it’s such a profound change in all of our lives.”

What else can we expect to see in season 3 between Maura and Shelly? Light revealed a takeway about their relationship saying, “They always have their eye on each other. They are always on each other’s radar. I don’t think that is going to go away… When Maura says the things that she does, they either hurt or they remind Shelly of how much love there is between the two of them.”

Transparent seasons 1-3 are now available to stream on Amazon Prime.

Back to school season means just one thing: Looking for ways to procrastinate. Luckily, there are a bunch of new movies and TV shows streaming on Netflix in September 2016.

Netflix has lots of great new movies and TV shows streaming in September 2016, which is great for those of us who’d rather focus on anything but work or school. All four Jaws movies (yes, there are four) are now available, as is the classic musical Footloose and a more recent musical, Sweeney Todd.

Arguably most notable: Walt Disney Animation’s 2016 hit Zootopia is now streaming on Netflix. This is the first movie in a new longterm deal between Disney and Netflix that will find many new Mouse House, Lucasfilm, Marvel, and Pixar movies coming to the streaming service sooner rather than later!

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Back to school season means just one thing: Looking for ways to procrastinate. Luckily, there are a bunch of new movies and TV shows streaming on Netflix in September 2016.

Netflix has lots of great new movies and TV shows streaming in September 2016, which is great for those of us who’d rather focus on anything but work or school. All four Jaws movies (yes, there are four) are now available, as is the classic musical Footloose and a more recent musical, Sweeney Todd.

Arguably most notable: Walt Disney Animation’s 2016 hit Zootopia is now streaming on Netflix. This is the first movie in a new longterm deal between Disney and Netflix that will find many new Mouse House, Lucasfilm, Marvel, and Pixar movies coming to the streaming service sooner rather than later!

TV wise there’s lots to look forward to. The latest seasons of The Walking Dead, Supergirl, Shameless, Gotham, New Girl, and Penny Dreadful are all available. Check out the full list below to see all new TV shows streaming on Netflix this month. There are many new additions!

On the Netflix Originals front, the biggest release in September 2016 is the series premiere of Marvel’s Luke Cage. Read our Luke Cage review!

New Movies TV Streaming on Netflix September 2016: Luke Cage

New movies, TV shows streaming on Netflix: September 2016

Available September 1
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Babel (2006)
Bayou Maharajah: The Tragic Genius of James Booker (2013)
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991)
Bratz: The Movie (2007)
Burn, Burn, Burn (2015)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Crashing: Season 1
Defiance (2008)
Easy Fortune Happy Life (2009)
Europe’s Last Great Wilderness (2015)
The Fierce Wife (2010)
Footloose (1984)
Full Out (2015)
Game Winning Hit: Season 1
Heartland: Season 7
Hellevator: Season 1
Hoot (2006)
Hope Floats (1998)
I Am the Ambassador: Season 1 ­NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE
Indochina’s Wild Heart (2015)
The IT Crowd: Series 5
Jaws (1975)
Jaws 2 (1978)
Jaws 3 (1983)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Joyful Noise (2012)
Keepers of the Game (2016)
Last Holiday (2006)
Lucky Days: Season 1
Man on Wire (2008)
Milk Money (1994)
Practical Magic (1998)
Road Trip (2000)
Sam Kinison: Breaking the Rules (2000)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Shameless (U.S.): Season 5­ – 6
Stomp the Yard (2007)
Sweeney Todd (2007)
Top Gun (1986)
True Grit (1969)
U­571 (2000)
The Wicker Man (2006)
Wild Madagascar (2015)
The Womanizer: Season 1
The Year of Happiness and Love: Season 1

New on Netflix September 2016

Available September 2
Baby Daddy: Season 5
Chef’s Table: France NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Kazoops!: Season 1 ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Kulipari: An Army of Frogs ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Narcos: Season 2 ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Young & Hungry: Season 4

Available September 6
Crash (2004)
The Finest Hours (2015)
Hard Target 2 (2016)
Honey 3 (2016)
R.L. Stine’s Mostly Ghostly: One Night in Doom House (2016)

Available September 7
The Blacklist: Season 3
Galavant: Seasons 1­ – 2

Available September 10
Supergirl: Season 1

Available September 13
Extremis (2016) ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Hawaii Five­0: Season 6
London Has Fallen (2015)

Available September 14
Goldie & Bear: Season 1

Available September 15
Sample This (2012)
The Walking Dead: Season 6

Available September 16
Cedric The Entertainer: Live from the Ville ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made (2015)
The White Helmets (2016) ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available September 17
3 Days to Kill (2014)
Luther: Season 4
Penny Dreadful: Season 3

Available September 19
Call the Midwife: Series 5
Gotham: Season 2

Available September 20
Colliding Dreams (2016)
New Girl: Season 5
Zootopia (2016)

Disney movies streaming on Netflix Zootopia

Available September 22
Bones: Season 11
Easy: Season 1 NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Wallander: Series 4

Available September 23
Audrie & Daisy (2016) NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Iliza Shlesinger: Confirmed Kills ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Last Man Standing: Season 5
Longmire: Season 5 ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
VeggieTales in the House: Season 4 NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available September 24
Portlandia: Season 6
River (2016)

Available September 25
Family Guy: Season 14
Margaret Cho: PsyCHO (2015)

Available September 28
The Fosters: Season 4 (Part A)
The Imitation Game (2014)

Available September 30
Amanda Knox (2016) NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Marvel’s Luke Cage: Season 1 NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Scream: Season 2

Movies and TV shows leaving Netflix in September 2016

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Gone as of September 23
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
A Walk to Remember (2002)
Anywhere but Here (1999)
Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher (2014)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
Call Me Crazy: A Five Film (2013)
The Color Purple (1985)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Defending Your Life (1991)
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Everybody Loves Raymond: Seasons 1­ – 9
Exporting Raymond (2010)
Flight of the Intruder (1991)
Girl Rising (2013)
Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (2009)
Hardball (2001)
The Haunting (1999)
Nick Cannon: Mr. Showbiz (2011)
Our Man in Tehran (2013)
Primal Fear (1996)
Roboshark (2015)
Roman Holiday (1953)
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Sins of My Father (2009)
Spanglish (2004)
Traffic (2000)
The Weather Man (2005)
The Wood (1999)
Zoolander (2001)
Melissa & Joey: Seasons 1­ – 4
Shanghai Knights (2003)
Gabe the Cupid Dog (2012)
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie (2010)
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Fringe: Seasons 1­ – 5
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)
Bob Saget: That’s What I’m Talkin’ About (2013)
Gridiron Gang (2006)
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
Gimme the Loot (2012)
Simon Killer (2012)
Something, Anything (2014)
The Lost Medallion (2013)

Leaving September 24

The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)

Leaving September 25
Alias: Seasons 1­ – 5
Jobs (2013)

Leaving September 28

Open Water (2004)
Open Water 2: Adrift (2006)

Leaving September 30
666 Park Avenue: Season 1
Another Gay Movie (2006)
The Aviators (2008)
League of Super Evil: Season 1
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Wolf (2013)

What new movies and TV shows streaming on Netflix will you watch this month?

20 Frodo and Bilbo Baggins quotes to sweep you off your feet

Alive or dead dragons, I wouldn't dare laugh at either.

11:30 am EDT, September 22, 2016

It’s Hobbit Day, aka Frodo and Bilbo Baggins’ birthday! To celebrate, we’ve got the wittiest, wisest, and best Frodo and Bilbo quotes from all four books.

Best Frodo and Bilbo quotes:

  1. “We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can’t think what anybody sees in them.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, An Unexpected Party
  2. Frodo: “‘Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam, would he, dad?'”
    Sam: “Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn’t make fun. I was serious.”
    Frodo: “So was I.”
    – Frodo and Sam, The Two Towers, The Stairs of Cirith Ungol
  3. “Victory after all, I suppose! Well, it seems a very gloomy business.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
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  5. “I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Mount Doom
  6. “Farewell, King under the Mountain! This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils – that has been more than any Baggins deserves.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
  7. “Short cuts make delays, but inns make longer ones.”
    – Frodo, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Short Cut to Mushrooms
  8. “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
    – Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Long Expected Party
  9. “There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire it will not seem the same; for I shall not be the same. I am wounded with knife, sting, and tooth, and a long burden. Where shall I find rest?”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Homeward Bound
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It’s Hobbit Day, aka Frodo and Bilbo Baggins’ birthday! To celebrate, we’ve got the wittiest, wisest, and best Frodo and Bilbo quotes from all four books.

Best Frodo and Bilbo quotes:

  1. “We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can’t think what anybody sees in them.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, An Unexpected Party
  2. Frodo: “‘Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam, would he, dad?'”
    Sam: “Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn’t make fun. I was serious.”
    Frodo: “So was I.”
    – Frodo and Sam, The Two Towers, The Stairs of Cirith Ungol
  3. “Victory after all, I suppose! Well, it seems a very gloomy business.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
  4. frodo-baggins-sam-quotes

  5. “I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Mount Doom
  6. “Farewell, King under the Mountain! This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils – that has been more than any Baggins deserves.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
  7. “Short cuts make delays, but inns make longer ones.”
    – Frodo, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Short Cut to Mushrooms
  8. “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
    – Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Long Expected Party
  9. “There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire it will not seem the same; for I shall not be the same. I am wounded with knife, sting, and tooth, and a long burden. Where shall I find rest?”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Homeward Bound
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  11. “Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!”
    – Bilbo to himself, The Hobbit, Inside Information
  12. “Yes, you have seen a thing or two since you last peeped out of a looking-glass.”
    – Frodo to himself, The Fellowship of the Ring, Many Meetings
  13. “Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, Roast Mutton
  14. “It is useless to meet revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, The Scouring of the Shire
  15. “‘It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,” he used to say. ‘You step into the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no telling where you might be swept off to.'”
    – Frodo quoting Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, Three is Company
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  17. “I will take the Ring, though I do not know the way.”
    – Frodo, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Council of Elrond
  18. “So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their ending!”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
  19. “I can manage it. I must.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Mount Doom
  20. “Sorry! I don’t want any adventures, thank you. Not today. Good morning! But please come to tea – any time you like! Why not tomorrow? Come tomorrow! Good-bye!”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, An Unexpected Party
  21. “It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: some one has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, The Grey Havens
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  23. “All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost.”
    – Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, Strider
  24. “I should like to leave the Shire, if I could – though there have been times when I thought the inhabitants too stupid and dull for words, and have felt that an earthquake or an invasion of dragons might be good for them. But I don’t feel like that now. I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again.”
    – Frodo, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Shadow of the Past

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