Valentine’s Day may be a week away, but our robotic friends get to feel the love early! Today just so happens to be National Love Your Robot Day, and we here at Hypable couldn’t let that pass without a little celebration of our own.

Robots come in all shapes and sizes, with a huge variation of purposes and talents. And we love them all. From old pals to new ones, we’ve seen a million different kinds, and the group below is just a tiny slice of a larger list of famous ‘bots. Each one comes from a different world, but they all have one thing in common: they’re some of the most loveable robots to ever grace our television screens.


1. Sonny, ‘I, Robot’ (2004)

Sonny is a conundrum. Being an NS-5, he’s already one of the most advanced robots produced by Dr. Lanning and the super-company USR. However, Sonny isn’t just a normal robot. He feels emotions like love and fear and anger. He sleeps. He even dreams.

Why we love him: Sonny doesn’t accept the status quo. While the Three Laws are built into him, he can choose to ignore them. But he doesn’t. He knows what’s right and what’s wrong, and chooses to help Spooner and Dr. Calvin destroy VIKI because he believes what she is doing is heartless.Coming from a robot, that’s saying something.

Best line: “Do you think we were all created for a purpose? I’d like to think so.”


2. WALL-E, ‘WALL-E’ (2008)

The Cutest Robot Ever Award might just have to go to WALL-E. He’s a trash compactor robot left on Earth to clean the planet after the human race vacated it and took up permanent residence on their starliners. While most of the other trash compactor units eventually stopped working, WALL-E diligently repaired himself and kept going, eventually developing sentience and a personality to boot.

Why we love him: Though WALL-E is just a hunk of metal and circuitry, his love for EVE, the Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator, drives the whole story forward. Because of it, WALL-E leaves his home on planet Earth and travels to the spaceship Axiom, where he tries to rescue EVE from what he believes to be torture. Through the entire film, WALL-E never fails to try and connect with EVE and help the humans return to their planet, even when everything seems to be working against him.

Best line: “Ta-da!”


3. Bumblebee, ‘Transformers’ (2007)

In a fight between Optimus Prime and Bumblebee for our favorite Transformer, the race is a close one. But Bumblebee wins in our eyes. After all, he’s the first transformer we meet in the Michael Bay franchise, and we can’t help but have a soft spot for him.

Why we love him: For a car, Bumblebee sure does have a wicked sense of humor. Even though he doesn’t have a voice box for most of the trilogy, B gets his point across by flipping through the radio channels and stringing together various phrases in order to speak. And it’s always fun to hear him play corny music when Sam’s trying to be cool, or spraying that evil robot chic in the face with lubricant.

Best line: “I wish to stay with the boy.”


4. AstroBoy, ‘Astroboy’ (2009)

The story of Toby is initially a sad one. When he’s let out from school early one day, he sneaks into his father’s lab and is accidentally killed when one of the experiments goes wrong. Distraught over the loss of his son, Toby’s father builds a robotic clone of the boy and injects it with his DNA, creating what will eventually become Astro.

Why we love him: Although he was originally rejected by his father, who just couldn’t accept that this new version was his son, Astro forgives him. Feeling like more than a robot, but not quite human, is tough, and Astro must find his place in the world. He does exactly that when he’s confronted by the Peacekeeper robot and learns that the only way to destroy it is to sacrifice himself, which he is willing to do without a moment’s hesitation.

Best line: “What? I got machine guns…in my butt?”


5. K-9, ‘Doctor Who’ (2006)

Although there have been various reincarnations of the metal companion, we’re choosing to focus on just one – the 2006’s appearance of K-9 in the episode “School Reunion.” This episode sees Sarah Jane Smith and K-9 reuniting with the Doctor at a school run by Krillitanes. The Doctor’s old partner works with him, Rose, and Mickey to keep the aliens from taking over all of space and time. And K-9 ends up coming to the rescue, saving all of them.

Why we love him: What’s there not to love? He’s man’s best friend on steroids. Intelligent, funny, witty, and full of sass, K-9 is a perfect companion. In “School Reunion” he chose to sacrifice himself to help the Doctor and his friends escape. There’s no greater honor than that, and the Doctor rewarded him by building a brand new model and giving it to Sarah Jane Smith.

Best line: [After Mr. Finch calls him a bad dog] “Affirmative!”


6. Iron Giant, ‘The Iron Giant’ (1999)

The only thing better than robots are alien robots, and the Iron Giant is no exception. This is a story that follows Hogarth, a young boy who discovers the ‘bot after its crash landing, and befriends him, believing him to be of good intentions.

Why we love him: The Iron Giant struggles with his identity and his purpose through the entire movie. He’s equipped with advanced and deadly fire power, capable of defeating an entire army. His defense programming is literally hard wired into him, and he can’t always help his reactions to being threatened – even if the threat is not real. Fortunately, Hogarth is able to talk the Giant down, and everyone realizes that the robot is one of the good guys. It’s at the end of the movie that the Giant makes the ultimate sacrifice to save the town of Rockwell, Maine, overcoming his programmed instincts of self-preservation in order to save the boy that always believed in him from the beginning.

Best line: “No Atomo… I Superman!”


7. Rosie the Maid, ‘The Jetsons’ (1985-1987)

Here’s an oldie but goodie for you guys! Rosie was the Jetsons’ maid, making most of her appearances in the 1980s reboot version of the classic 1960s show. Although she’s an outdated model, the Jetsons love her too much to get an updated version.

Why we love her: Rosie is a take-no-crap kind of gal, and we’ve always appreciated that about her. Her dry humor and sarcasm regularly results in a good laugh, and is usually at Mr. J’s expense. Sometimes her best efforts take a turn for the worst, but her intentions are always good.

Best line: “I swear on my mother’s rechargeable batteries.”


8. R2D2, ‘Star Wars’ (1977-Present)

You didn’t think we’d leave R2D2 off the list, did you? Although he has to compete with C3PO for the coveted spot, we feel that he deserves to be here instead. Mainly used for comic relief, R2D2 is also an ally of the rebels and a good friend to our heroes.

Why we love him: Though he only talks by way of a series of beeping, R2D2 has a larger than life personality. The playful banter between him and C3PO makes for some hilarious scenes, and his devotion to some of our other favorite characters is heartwarming. Who knew such a little ‘bot could have so much attitude!

Best line: [Random Beeps]


9. Rodney Copperbottom, ‘Robots’ (2005)

In a movie like Robots it’s hard to pick just one of the characters as our favorite. We played it safe, however, and stuck with Rodney. And how couldn’t we? He’s the hero of this tale, after all, and is the catalyst that brings about the defeat of Ratchet and subsequent reinstating of Bigweld.

Why we love him: Rodney begins as a naïve and optimistic boy who loves inventing things, even if they don’t always work precisely the way he meant them to. His dreams of becoming an inventor are so big they can’t be contained, so he heads out to Robot City in order to make them come true. Trials and tribulations ensue, but in the end Rodney gets what he wants and helps a whole lot of robots realize they’re more than they ever thought they could be.

Best line: “Not until you give me back my foot, you mugger!”


10. Number 5, ‘Short Circuit’ (1986)

We decided to round out our list with another old-time robot. Number 5 was the fifth experimental prototype created by scientists at Nova Laboratories. After being struck by lightning, Number 5’s programming is altered and he is actually brought to life. He rejects the idea that he was built as a weapon and quickly gains a respect for all life forms.

Why we love him: Number 5 is so endearing because everything is black and white to begin with. And while it does take him a while to understand exactly what life and death mean, the fact that he can understand it is heartwarming. And it’s amazing to see him coming to this conclusion on his own, as something separate from what his software has told him.

Best line: “Not malfunction, Stephanie. Number 5 is alive.”

So, there you have it. There are literally hundreds of other famous and beloved robots out there that have helped the heroes of many films and TV shows in their battle against the forces of evil. This was just a tiny peek at a much larger list in celebration of National Love Your Robot Day!

Did your favorite ‘bot make the list?

Hypable sat down with Transparent‘s Judith Light and Jeffrey Tambor to discuss the life-changing experience of telling one of TV’s most compelling stories.

“You may be laughing at her, but your heart may be breaking too.” This single line from Jeffrey Tambor sums up Amazon Prime’s Transparent. Entering its third season, the break out comedy from writer, director, producer Jill Soloway pulls you into the Pfefferman family and delivers a gut punch straight from the start.

This is nothing new for the streaming series, but somehow you keep going back for more. Season 3, now available on Amazon Prime, is no different. In fact, the first episode alone demands you to pause the auto-play feature and take a deep breathe to process. The entire show is about processing, reflecting, and growing. Actions are quick, mistakes are lofty, but the aftermath, where the processing begins, is where the show lives and thrives.

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Hypable sat down with Transparent‘s Judith Light and Jeffrey Tambor to discuss the life-changing experience of telling one of TV’s most compelling stories.

“You may be laughing at her, but your heart may be breaking too.” This single line from Jeffrey Tambor sums up Amazon Prime’s Transparent. Entering its third season, the break out comedy from writer, director, producer Jill Soloway pulls you into the Pfefferman family and delivers a gut punch straight from the start.

This is nothing new for the streaming series, but somehow you keep going back for more. Season 3, now available on Amazon Prime, is no different. In fact, the first episode alone demands you to pause the auto-play feature and take a deep breathe to process. The entire show is about processing, reflecting, and growing. Actions are quick, mistakes are lofty, but the aftermath, where the processing begins, is where the show lives and thrives.

Nothing is done for a laugh. Rather the laughs of this “comedy” arrive out of discomfort, the kind of laugh that breaks the silence at an awkward family dinner because your mind and body don’t know what else to do.

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Ahead of Tambor’s second consecutive Emmy win for Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, Hypable sat in on a roundtable conversation with Jeffrey Tambor and Judith Light. They both spoke with such care for the show and gratitude for their characters Maura and Shelly. “Maura is not a character you just put down and walk away from. She stays with me and it’s invited,” said Tambor.

The comfort and trust that filled the space between the two actors was palpable. The duo began their careers together over 30 years ago and yet it took Transparent to push them both well beyond their comfort zone with the infamous bath scene from season 2. Slight spoilers for season 2 ahead.

“I went to Jill and told her I was terrified,” Light said. The scene takes place one night in the midst of Maura and Shelly’s cohabitation as the pair are going through their nightly routines. Maura’s transition left Shelly without the one person she felt cosmically bound to and yet here she was in her bathroom. Trying to recapture the sexual spark of their relationship, Maura crosses a personal boundary she didn’t know she created with herself and gave Shelly a fleeting feeling that maybe everything doesn’t have to change.”

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In order to create that feeling of intimacy and close in on just Maura and Shelly in that moment, Jill Soloway cleared the entire building, including video village.

“Before we started, [Jill] had us all stand there and take a moment of silence that the scene would be received in the way we wanted to give it. Which was to talk about something that was not talked about forever, as far as I can tell, in the way of mature people and their sexuality,” said Light.

Light, Tambor, and Soloway all wondered how an audience would react to such a scene. Those fears were quickly put to rest as Light explained, “People responded from every generation in the most excited and generous way. We think we know what people want to see and then you have a show like Transparent and you realize they really do want to see that.”

History plays a large role in the Pfefferman family dynamic. Not just the shared history of long nights around the dinner table and cancelled bat mitzvahs, but rather inherited family trauma. Shelly and Maura dive into their personal histories and the history of their shared relationship in season 3, exploring through flashbacks what drew them together.

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Season 3 leaves room for a noticeable change in focus, leaning on Shelly finding her voice. While this may be something that will cause viewers to cringe at the mere thought of, it was a shift that Tambor embraced for his counterpart.

“Freedom is very powerful and when it does happen sometimes you don’t know the boundaries… Of course [Shelly] is going to go on Twitter, of course she is going to go on the back of a motorcycle because she is free,” said Tambor.

Light expanded to include, “[Shelly] doesn’t see that everyone is rolling their eyes at her in some way or another, but that is what I think is so powerful about the show and Jill’s brilliance in the show — creating somebody who is very human and very flawed in so many different ways… This is one of those stories where somebody is coming into one of their own their own voice and doing it very clumsily and very badly.”

Freedom to explore her own transformation in light of Maura’s move to pull away from her leads Shelly to give temple talks and explore what her personal rebranding under the handle, “To Shell and Back” could do for her. Tambor continued, “This is a woman who could not make up her mind to what channel her husband would like, so thank God she is on Twitter and making these mistakes.”

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There is an important conversation both Light and Tambor agree needs to come of the relationship between Shelly and Maura — acceptance of other’s true authentic self, whatever that may mean. Light explained, “Maura has allowed herself to be oppressed by society and live in an oppressive society. It took her 70 years to come out and be her authentic self and it’s something we need to be discussing more because it’s the topic of how we relate to each other or how we relate badly to each other.”

Going forward into season 3, Transparent places Mort and Shelly in pre-transition life where the kids argued over the name of a pet turtle and even further back where Mort, at age 12, began to realize the weight of the struggle that comes with feeling trapped in the wrong body.

Echoing his earlier sentiments about playing Maura, Tambor explained what it was like going back and playing Mort, a task he had not done since season 1. “I found myself saying, ‘I have trouble doing it.’ I felt very actory, but I felt very, very comfortable as Maura… these are not characters you put down at night or during the summer, they stay with you.”

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Tambor carries Maura with him every day, opting to wear her ring on his pinkie all year round. “She’s so profound and it’s such a profound change in all of our lives.”

What else can we expect to see in season 3 between Maura and Shelly? Light revealed a takeway about their relationship saying, “They always have their eye on each other. They are always on each other’s radar. I don’t think that is going to go away… When Maura says the things that she does, they either hurt or they remind Shelly of how much love there is between the two of them.”

Transparent seasons 1-3 are now available to stream on Amazon Prime.

Back to school season means just one thing: Looking for ways to procrastinate. Luckily, there are a bunch of new movies and TV shows streaming on Netflix in September 2016.

Netflix has lots of great new movies and TV shows streaming in September 2016, which is great for those of us who’d rather focus on anything but work or school. All four Jaws movies (yes, there are four) are now available, as is the classic musical Footloose and a more recent musical, Sweeney Todd.

Arguably most notable: Walt Disney Animation’s 2016 hit Zootopia is now streaming on Netflix. This is the first movie in a new longterm deal between Disney and Netflix that will find many new Mouse House, Lucasfilm, Marvel, and Pixar movies coming to the streaming service sooner rather than later!

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Back to school season means just one thing: Looking for ways to procrastinate. Luckily, there are a bunch of new movies and TV shows streaming on Netflix in September 2016.

Netflix has lots of great new movies and TV shows streaming in September 2016, which is great for those of us who’d rather focus on anything but work or school. All four Jaws movies (yes, there are four) are now available, as is the classic musical Footloose and a more recent musical, Sweeney Todd.

Arguably most notable: Walt Disney Animation’s 2016 hit Zootopia is now streaming on Netflix. This is the first movie in a new longterm deal between Disney and Netflix that will find many new Mouse House, Lucasfilm, Marvel, and Pixar movies coming to the streaming service sooner rather than later!

TV wise there’s lots to look forward to. The latest seasons of The Walking Dead, Supergirl, Shameless, Gotham, New Girl, and Penny Dreadful are all available. Check out the full list below to see all new TV shows streaming on Netflix this month. There are many new additions!

On the Netflix Originals front, the biggest release in September 2016 is the series premiere of Marvel’s Luke Cage. Read our Luke Cage review!

New Movies TV Streaming on Netflix September 2016: Luke Cage

New movies, TV shows streaming on Netflix: September 2016

Available September 1
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Babel (2006)
Bayou Maharajah: The Tragic Genius of James Booker (2013)
Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (1991)
Bratz: The Movie (2007)
Burn, Burn, Burn (2015)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Crashing: Season 1
Defiance (2008)
Easy Fortune Happy Life (2009)
Europe’s Last Great Wilderness (2015)
The Fierce Wife (2010)
Footloose (1984)
Full Out (2015)
Game Winning Hit: Season 1
Heartland: Season 7
Hellevator: Season 1
Hoot (2006)
Hope Floats (1998)
I Am the Ambassador: Season 1 ­NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE
Indochina’s Wild Heart (2015)
The IT Crowd: Series 5
Jaws (1975)
Jaws 2 (1978)
Jaws 3 (1983)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Joyful Noise (2012)
Keepers of the Game (2016)
Last Holiday (2006)
Lucky Days: Season 1
Man on Wire (2008)
Milk Money (1994)
Practical Magic (1998)
Road Trip (2000)
Sam Kinison: Breaking the Rules (2000)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Shameless (U.S.): Season 5­ – 6
Stomp the Yard (2007)
Sweeney Todd (2007)
Top Gun (1986)
True Grit (1969)
U­571 (2000)
The Wicker Man (2006)
Wild Madagascar (2015)
The Womanizer: Season 1
The Year of Happiness and Love: Season 1

New on Netflix September 2016

Available September 2
Baby Daddy: Season 5
Chef’s Table: France NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Kazoops!: Season 1 ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Kulipari: An Army of Frogs ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Narcos: Season 2 ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Young & Hungry: Season 4

Available September 6
Crash (2004)
The Finest Hours (2015)
Hard Target 2 (2016)
Honey 3 (2016)
R.L. Stine’s Mostly Ghostly: One Night in Doom House (2016)

Available September 7
The Blacklist: Season 3
Galavant: Seasons 1­ – 2

Available September 10
Supergirl: Season 1

Available September 13
Extremis (2016) ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Hawaii Five­0: Season 6
London Has Fallen (2015)

Available September 14
Goldie & Bear: Season 1

Available September 15
Sample This (2012)
The Walking Dead: Season 6

Available September 16
Cedric The Entertainer: Live from the Ville ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made (2015)
The White Helmets (2016) ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available September 17
3 Days to Kill (2014)
Luther: Season 4
Penny Dreadful: Season 3

Available September 19
Call the Midwife: Series 5
Gotham: Season 2

Available September 20
Colliding Dreams (2016)
New Girl: Season 5
Zootopia (2016)

Disney movies streaming on Netflix Zootopia

Available September 22
Bones: Season 11
Easy: Season 1 NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Wallander: Series 4

Available September 23
Audrie & Daisy (2016) NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Iliza Shlesinger: Confirmed Kills ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Last Man Standing: Season 5
Longmire: Season 5 ­NETFLIX ORIGINAL
VeggieTales in the House: Season 4 NETFLIX ORIGINAL

Available September 24
Portlandia: Season 6
River (2016)

Available September 25
Family Guy: Season 14
Margaret Cho: PsyCHO (2015)

Available September 28
The Fosters: Season 4 (Part A)
The Imitation Game (2014)

Available September 30
Amanda Knox (2016) NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Marvel’s Luke Cage: Season 1 NETFLIX ORIGINAL
Scream: Season 2

Movies and TV shows leaving Netflix in September 2016

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Gone as of September 23
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
A Walk to Remember (2002)
Anywhere but Here (1999)
Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher (2014)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
Call Me Crazy: A Five Film (2013)
The Color Purple (1985)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Defending Your Life (1991)
Double Jeopardy (1999)
Everybody Loves Raymond: Seasons 1­ – 9
Exporting Raymond (2010)
Flight of the Intruder (1991)
Girl Rising (2013)
Hachi: A Dog’s Tale (2009)
Hardball (2001)
The Haunting (1999)
Nick Cannon: Mr. Showbiz (2011)
Our Man in Tehran (2013)
Primal Fear (1996)
Roboshark (2015)
Roman Holiday (1953)
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Sins of My Father (2009)
Spanglish (2004)
Traffic (2000)
The Weather Man (2005)
The Wood (1999)
Zoolander (2001)
Melissa & Joey: Seasons 1­ – 4
Shanghai Knights (2003)
Gabe the Cupid Dog (2012)
Hollywood Homicide (2003)
My Babysitter’s a Vampire: The Movie (2010)
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Fringe: Seasons 1­ – 5
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)
Bob Saget: That’s What I’m Talkin’ About (2013)
Gridiron Gang (2006)
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
Gimme the Loot (2012)
Simon Killer (2012)
Something, Anything (2014)
The Lost Medallion (2013)

Leaving September 24

The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)

Leaving September 25
Alias: Seasons 1­ – 5
Jobs (2013)

Leaving September 28

Open Water (2004)
Open Water 2: Adrift (2006)

Leaving September 30
666 Park Avenue: Season 1
Another Gay Movie (2006)
The Aviators (2008)
League of Super Evil: Season 1
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Wolf (2013)

What new movies and TV shows streaming on Netflix will you watch this month?

20 Frodo and Bilbo Baggins quotes to sweep you off your feet

Alive or dead dragons, I wouldn't dare laugh at either.

11:30 am EDT, September 22, 2016

It’s Hobbit Day, aka Frodo and Bilbo Baggins’ birthday! To celebrate, we’ve got the wittiest, wisest, and best Frodo and Bilbo quotes from all four books.

Best Frodo and Bilbo quotes:

  1. “We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can’t think what anybody sees in them.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, An Unexpected Party
  2. Frodo: “‘Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam, would he, dad?'”
    Sam: “Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn’t make fun. I was serious.”
    Frodo: “So was I.”
    – Frodo and Sam, The Two Towers, The Stairs of Cirith Ungol
  3. “Victory after all, I suppose! Well, it seems a very gloomy business.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
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  5. “I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Mount Doom
  6. “Farewell, King under the Mountain! This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils – that has been more than any Baggins deserves.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
  7. “Short cuts make delays, but inns make longer ones.”
    – Frodo, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Short Cut to Mushrooms
  8. “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
    – Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Long Expected Party
  9. “There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire it will not seem the same; for I shall not be the same. I am wounded with knife, sting, and tooth, and a long burden. Where shall I find rest?”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Homeward Bound
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It’s Hobbit Day, aka Frodo and Bilbo Baggins’ birthday! To celebrate, we’ve got the wittiest, wisest, and best Frodo and Bilbo quotes from all four books.

Best Frodo and Bilbo quotes:

  1. “We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner! I can’t think what anybody sees in them.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, An Unexpected Party
  2. Frodo: “‘Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam, would he, dad?'”
    Sam: “Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn’t make fun. I was serious.”
    Frodo: “So was I.”
    – Frodo and Sam, The Two Towers, The Stairs of Cirith Ungol
  3. “Victory after all, I suppose! Well, it seems a very gloomy business.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
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  5. “I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Mount Doom
  6. “Farewell, King under the Mountain! This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils – that has been more than any Baggins deserves.”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
  7. “Short cuts make delays, but inns make longer ones.”
    – Frodo, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Short Cut to Mushrooms
  8. “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
    – Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, A Long Expected Party
  9. “There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire it will not seem the same; for I shall not be the same. I am wounded with knife, sting, and tooth, and a long burden. Where shall I find rest?”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Homeward Bound
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  11. “Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!”
    – Bilbo to himself, The Hobbit, Inside Information
  12. “Yes, you have seen a thing or two since you last peeped out of a looking-glass.”
    – Frodo to himself, The Fellowship of the Ring, Many Meetings
  13. “Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, Roast Mutton
  14. “It is useless to meet revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, The Scouring of the Shire
  15. “‘It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,” he used to say. ‘You step into the Road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no telling where you might be swept off to.'”
    – Frodo quoting Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, Three is Company
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  17. “I will take the Ring, though I do not know the way.”
    – Frodo, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Council of Elrond
  18. “So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their ending!”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, The Return Journey
  19. “I can manage it. I must.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, Mount Doom
  20. “Sorry! I don’t want any adventures, thank you. Not today. Good morning! But please come to tea – any time you like! Why not tomorrow? Come tomorrow! Good-bye!”
    – Bilbo, The Hobbit, An Unexpected Party
  21. “It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: some one has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them.”
    – Frodo, The Return of the King, The Grey Havens
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  23. “All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost.”
    – Bilbo, The Fellowship of the Ring, Strider
  24. “I should like to leave the Shire, if I could – though there have been times when I thought the inhabitants too stupid and dull for words, and have felt that an earthquake or an invasion of dragons might be good for them. But I don’t feel like that now. I feel that as long as the Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wandering more bearable: I shall know that somewhere there is a firm foothold, even if my feet cannot stand there again.”
    – Frodo, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Shadow of the Past

Tell us your favorite Frodo and Bilbo quotes in the comments!