The best TV quotes of the week are highlighted every Saturday on Hypable. If you want to know what was funny, sad, or snarky on TV this week, look no further.
Did your favorite show bring on the funny, the memorable, or the meta this week with quotable TV quotes? Did you laugh out loud from the words of the resident “joke machine”? Will you be making a meme from what your favorite characters said? Are their words destined to end up on a t-shirt or coffee mug?
So, check it out, and see if our picks for favorite TV quotes of the week match your favorite TV quotes of the week. We want to include your fandom. If we missed something, you can make sure your favorite TV quotes of the week are featured next week by giving a suggestion to the writer who usually covers your fandom in the recap discussion of the latest episode.
‘Glee’
Coach Beiste: “You take Fred Flintstone off his brontasaurus, all he is is Wilma with a set of man plumbs. Conversation over.”
In an episode about love and identity, Coach Beiste makes a fitting analogy about gender stereotypes.
‘Agent Carter’
Agent Thompson: “A lot of stuff gets stolen from Howard Stark: cars bombs, death rays.”
Jarvis: “Actually, the death ray is accounted for. It’s in Nevada, I believe.”
Jarvis is always the consummate butler and right hand man. He has all the facts at hand, and is relatively unruffled under interrogation.
‘American Horror Story’
Paul: “What do we do now?”
Desiree: “Steal her jewelry. And bury the bitch.”
Just another day on the grounds for the Freaks of Elsa Mars’ Cabinet of Curiosities. When Maggie gets sawn in half as a result of Chester’s brush with insanity, Desiree and the others waste no time mourning her loss. After all, Maggie was initially there to kill and sell off everyone. You could say she had it coming.
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