Have you been anxiously stocking up on your finest Dornish wine in preparation for April? Here’s a spoiler-free account of what has us most excited about the first Game of Thrones season 4 trailer.

Only a powerhouse cultural phenomenon like Game of Thrones can get away with putting out a trailer for the trailer, but when we switched on our television Sunday night, HBO didn’t disappoint. A minute and forty-four seconds later, and the upcoming glory of April 6 only felt farther away.

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Judging from the glimpses we got in the trailer, there’s a lot going down in Game of Thrones season 4 that those of us with unspoilt, untarnished souls still don’t know about. But it left us with a lot of clues to sift through the season 4 rubble. With that being said, here’s what has us excitedly refreshing the trailer until the spring debut.

1) Jaime got a haircut


First things first: we’re not sure what this says about our priorities, but the biggest concern we had after watching the season 4 trailer for the first time was that someone had the audacity to cut off Jaime Lannister’s luscious long locks and manly battle scruff. The look seems to be working for him though, because what he’s lost in his hair, he seems to have gained in a hand, and in this trailer it looks like someone is fitting our favorite Kingslayer with a metallic/gold/bronze/metal fist of some sort. And while we are slightly disappointed he won’t be opting for a hook instead (he is, of course, a dashing knight, not a swashbuckling pirate), it was nice to get that shot of him embracing the use of his left to hold a sword.

Jaime got quite a bit of screentime in this trailer, most of it dishing out real talk to his nephew/lovechild, Joffrey. “The war’s not won,” Jaime reminds a gloating Joff. Duh. But, who knows, maybe Jaime’s attempts at father/son bonding will help reform the king’s wicked, wicked ways. The Lannisters as a whole are a pretty cuddly family. Speaking of which…

2) The Lannister Family Reunion


The Lannisters are pretty much the highlight of this trailer, and that bodes well for this season because, with Jaime finally back in King’s Landing, for the first time in the series’ history all of the Lannisters will probably (hopefully?) be under the same roof. Dramz.

Will Jaime’s views on courtly life have changed now that he’s been through hell and back, and come out without his fighting hand to show for it? Will his return force everyone to be nicer to Tyrion? Will everyone just continue trying to ignore Tyrion? Will Tywin even care about Jaime now that he’s a cripple (and broken thing) too? Will Cersei and Jaime’s naughty activities finally be discovered by the Big Daddy? Will all the family secrets and continuous backstabbing finally be the Lannisters’ undoing? And why is Cersei still so mad as hell? It looks like she’s not going to take it anymore. We get it, gurl: weddings are stressful — even when they aren’t being planned for a teenage psychopath.

3) Joffrey’s Wedding

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If A Storm of Swords was a Friends episode, it would be called ‘The One with all the Terrible Weddings.’ Westeros weddings are super fun right? If we’re going by last season’s record, at worst you end up killed by the father-in-law, and at best you end up married to a fourteen-year-old who hates your stinkin’ guts. Surely everything will go down smoothly this time around, right? At the very least, thanks to the Dornish, the wine should be delicious.

4) The Dornish

Red Viper

The Dornish are known for their special Reds, both in their wine, and in their princely Viper. And besides the fact that the Martells are pretty much singlehandedly responsible for the raging alcoholism that runs rampant in King’s Landing, we don’t really know all that much about Dany’s sort-of-brother-in-law. From what we glean from the trailer though, this Red Viper seems to like things a little feisty: not only does he clearly get his own one-on-one fight scene, but he also seems to have an ax to grind with Tyrion’s Daddy, Tywin. “The Lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts…” Which brings us to:

5) Tyrion in shackles

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So, Tyrion is in trouble. Again. And for once, it doesn’t look like he’s going to be able to talk his way out. Probably the biggest mystery of the trailer is why Tyrion has been taken prisoner, and by whom. The obvious suspect is Lysa Arryn, who besides trying to blame Tyrion for Jon Arryn’s death in the first season, is probably also pretty pissed with the way the Lannisters crashed her brother’s wedding and, you know, killed everyone. There’s also the wildcard Dornish. Tyrion is seen chatting up an obviously vengeful Red Viper in the trailer, and with Myrcella promised to Dorne in the second season Tyrion has very good reason to go traveling down south to pay their spicy neighbors a visit. Did he drink one fine wine too many and finally put a foot in his sassy mouth?

In the end though, it doesn’t really matter, right? It’s not like good ole’ George R. R. Martin would ever kill off the most popular character in his franchise. That just doesn’t sound like him at all.

6) Yara Greyjoy: aka Theon’s bamf sister

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A season 2 standout supporting character, Yara Greyjoy hasn’t gotten a lot of play yet in the show, but hopefully that’s about to change. She’s proved herself to be quite the badass from the very beginning, and judging by last season’s finale, this pirate princess seems to be the only one with any cojones left in the family. According to Yara, Theon may be a little turd, but he’s her little turd of a brother, dammit. Her sense of familial loyalty, despite everything that’s happened in Westeros, added a degree of humanity to last season’s finale episode, just when the characters we love most seem to be becoming less and less attached to their sense of humanity.

7) Bran north of the Wall

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For the most part, this trailer is pretty Stark-light, but we do definitely get a glimpse of our boy Bran falling onto a tree. He’s got his crazy-eyes going on, so obviously now that he’s mastered wolves and giant one-word men, Bran’s going to try his hand at warging into trees. Cool. Is this how he’s going to find that creepy three-eyed crow? Maybe it’s up in the tree? Anyway, he’s at the edge of the map now: here there be monsters.

8) Jon back on the Wall

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Now that Jon’s wildling romance is pretty much kaput, we’re pretty excited for his bromance with Sam to start a brewin’ again. Sam does have his lady friend’s problems to think about though… Oh well. Two men and a baby? For realz though, from the way Jon Snow’s hair is emoting in this trailer, it looks like life on the Wall is about to get way harsh.

9) Wildings at war

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The wildlings be cray-cray. They might be nice, and they might be pretty, but at the end of the day what we’ve learned from the show so far is that they are still very, very wild, and their sense of duty and honor is very different from what we’ve been taught is the good ole’ Stark way.

As the only people in Westeros who seem to actually understand that WINTER IS COMING, the wildlings are willing to do anything to get south of the wall and escape the roaming White Walkers. So, how far south will the wildlings actually make it, and will anyone be willing to stop fighting over the throne long enough to pay attention? Fighting for their very survival, the wildlings definitely have the advantage of desperation. Also, our girl Ygritte still looks seriously pissed, so if she just imagines all of the southerners are (you-know-nothing) Jon Snow, she’ll definitely be able to hack her way towards freedom.

10) Sansa in the snow

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Why is Sansa in the snow? It doesn’t snow in King’s Landing. Unless winter-is-coming is here. So, is winter here, or is Sansa there? Either way, this is about to get interesting…

11) Dany’s throne room.

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Guys, Dany’s sitting on a real throne that’s like, not in a tent. This is super exciting. Is she in Westeros yet? Does it really matter? Because either way, she looks like a total boss. Also, she has dragons, so trump card.

There is that whole little sequence with the white horse running toward Dany, though. Is that a friend? A foe? Are they bringing good news? Are they trying to trample her indiscreetly? Is our favorite Khaleesi going to steal their white horse and dub it a gift from the grave from her sun-and-stars?

12) Zombies

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Okay, so they’re probably not zombies. But they still look pretty damn creepy spilling out of the walls and stampeding through the alley like that, right? If zombies aren’t a sign of the apocalypse, I don’t know what is. Get ready everyone: winter is coming.

Game of Thrones returns to HBO for season 4 on April 6, 2014.

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After all that talk of inclusivity, Star Trek Beyond falls into the Hollywood trap of implied sexuality.

Mild spoilers for Star Trek Beyond.

Star Trek Beyond, already a wildly anticipated movie, made headlines ahead of its release because of the franchise’s decision to introduce the first openly LGBT character: Mr Sulu, played by John Cho.

While this decision was certainly met with excitement, there was disappointment, too. The original Mr Sulu, George Takei, openly voiced his opinion that they should have introduced a new LGBT character rather than expand on original canon (as they have been the whole trilogy), while Simon Pegg beautifully argued that there was power in using an established character who wouldn’t be defined by his sexuality.

Then came the movie itself, and while the introduction of gay Sulu is still a great thing, we’re left sorely disappointed by Beyond‘s decision to depict the LGBT relationship — or rather, hardly depict it at all.

As reported by our friends at The Mary Sue, the scene featuring Sulu and his husband Ben depicts a “lukewarm” relationship, although Sulu is very affectionate with the pair’s daughter.

This is, unfortunately, a common problem in Hollywood when an LGBT couple — almost impossibly — makes it into a big franchise film. They’re allowed to be there, but having any kind of physical interaction even remotely resembling what a heterosexual couple might have still seems to be off-limits.

Related: Hollywood is failing the LGBT community: GLAAD slams Disney, Paramount and Warner Bros.

And, according to John Cho, there was actually a kiss filmed. “There was a kiss that I think is not there anymore,” he told Collider. “It wasn’t like a make-out session. We’re at the airport with our daughter. It was a welcome-home kiss. I’m actually proud of that scene, because it was pretty tough.”

Cho points out that Ben was played by a non-actor, writer Doug Jung, and says, “Obviously, I just met the kid, and then Doug is not an actor. I just wanted that to look convincingly intimate. We’re two straight guys and had to get to a very loving, intimate place. It was hard to do on the fly. We had to open up. It came off well, in my view.”

And we wish we could have seen it. Introducing a major LGBT character in the Star Trek franchise is a fantastic first step, and depicting two POC actors raising a child together is a great statement — but, unfortunately, the decision to cut out their kiss (which was already chaste, by the sounds of it) is emblematic of Hollywood’s continuous phobia of depicting LGBT relationships and intimacy on the big screen.

As Screen Crush also points out, this exact same scenario played out in Independence Day: Resurgence, too. In Finding Dory, the lesbian couple are only implied, in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it sequence.

LGBT representation (when present at all) is always so subtle, evidently in fear of offending straight audiences while not totally erasing non-straight sexualities. And, sadly, even that is considered a big step forward — but maybe it’s time we start depicting humanity as it is, and not what society wished it was 100 years ago.

Here’s looking at you, Star Wars.

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child reviews from theater critics are glowing, so when the hell can Americans get a chance to see the play in New York?

With just days to go until The Cursed Child script book is released around the world, The New York Post’s theater reporter has spoken to sources who say the play will be coming to Broadway sooner rather than later. Producers are currently holding discussions to bring the play to NY as early as 2017.

They haven’t yet announced a Broadway engagement for “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child,” but New York theater people say it’s only a matter of time. Word is that Friedman and Callender are in negotiations for a Shubert theater possibly for next season. They may hit Toronto first, however.

The idea of The Cursed Child hitting Broadway so soon (“next season” could mean around May 2017) will come as a relief to American Harry Potter fans who would rather not travel overseas to see “the eighth story” (though it’s a little more affordable to do so right now thanks to #Brexit). It also speaks to this important fact: It’s important to see The Cursed Child rather than reading it.

If the show does go to Toronto first as The New York Post suggests it might, a trip to Canada would also be easier for Americans. Sorry, people who don’t live in North America.

This writer saw the play in June and absolutely loved the characters and magic happening on stage. But the story is… not the best. I’m very eager to see what fans, myself included, think of the story after reading the script book this weekend.

For her part, Rowling has promised that fans around the world will get to see the play. Only time will tell if she’s hinting at a movie or a world tour:

If ‘Cursed Child’ comes to Broadway next year, will you try to see it ASAP?

The West End production currently has dates running into May 2017, but additional dates are expected to go on sale in early August.

Present day Han Solo may’ve left the main Star Wars series after the events of The Force Awakens, but the character’s time in movie theaters is far from over.

The new Han Solo film from Lucasfilm — scheduled to hit theaters in May 2018 — might turn into a trilogy for the reluctant hero, according to the New York Daily News.

The paper reports that star Alden Ehrenreich has signed a three-picture deal, suggesting that the studio intends to expand the Han Solo spinoff into a trilogy. “They feel that his character has the right potential to become a central figure in several movies,” a source told NY Daily News. “They’re keeping things under wraps at the moment, but the deal is that he has signed for at least three movies.”

This makes a lot of sense given the popularity of the character coupled with his absence in Episode 8 and beyond. We also know that Lucasfilm and Disney have many, many grand plans for Star Wars in the years ahead: The very first Star Wars theatrical spinoff, Rogue One, opens later this year. Episode 8 then hits theaters a year later (2017), followed by Han Solo’s own movie (2018). Next comes Episode 9 in 2019, followed by yet another spinoff reportedly focused on Boba Fett in 2020.

As for 2021 and beyond? Only time will tell, but we expect more movies set in the worlds of The Force Awakens, Rogue One, and now Han Solo.

The Han Solo spinoff will be directed by LEGO Movie helmers Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. They’re currently deep into pre-production, as this tweet from Lord this morning shows:

“This is the first film we’ve worked on that seems like a good idea to begin with,” the directors said last July. “We promise to take risks, to give the audience a fresh experience, and we pledge ourselves to be faithful stewards of these characters who mean so much to us. This is a dream come true for us. And not the kind of dream where you’re late for work and all your clothes are made of pudding, but the kind of dream where you get to make a film with some of the greatest characters ever, in a film franchise you’ve loved since before you can remember having dreams at all.”