Austria won the 59th Eurovision Song Contest with Conchita Wurst’s performance of “Rise Like a Phoenix.” Watch the performances here!

Bringing Austria its second ever victory, and first since 1966, is drag queen Conchita Wurst, popularly known as “the bearded lady.” It was not even close, with Conchita being declared the victor before the last three countries even voted. As she was overcome with emotion, Conchita managed to declare that “this is dedicated to everyone who believes in a future of peace and freedom!” And despite some protests in Eastern Europe about Eurovision becoming a “hotbed of sodomy,” all but four countries (Belarus, Armenia, San Marino, and Poland) awarded Austria some points.

The runners up were the Netherlands, with The Common Linnets singing “The Calm Before the Storm.” This was their best result in four decades, since winning back in 1975. This is only the second time in the last ten years the Netherlands even qualified for the final, so they must be feeling pretty good!

Third place went to Sweden, with Sanna Nielsen singing “Undo.” Against a backdrop of very elaborate performances, I really liked this simple one – just a girl with a powerful voice singing a good song, surrounded by spotlights. Sweden has been quite successful as of late, placing in the top three in three of the last four years.

Armenia landed in fourth place with Aram Mp3’s “Not Alone.” Is there something I’m not getting, or was this not particularly good? Sounded pitchy to me, and certainly not on par with many of the other songs. This ties 2008 as Armenia’s best finish in the concert.

Rounding out the top five was Hungary, with Andras Kallay-Saunders singing “Running.” This is Hungary’s second-best finish to date, after getting fourth place in 1994.

Proving that Eurovision just can’t be entirely apolitical, no matter how hard it strives to be, boos were heard in the crowd every time Russia was awarded points. (Ironically, Ukraine landed just ahead of Russia in sixth place). This is a shame, because I thought Russia’s performance was very good, and the Crimean crisis certainly not the Termachevy sisters’ fault.

Eurovision this year was all about tolerance and acceptance. To that effect, Iceland’s entry “No Prejudice” is worth viewing – one of the most LGBT-friendly numbers out there!

There were plenty of other great performances this year, including Spain, the United Kingdom, Norway, and the underappreciated Montenegro. On the whole, this was one of the best years in recent memory, with plenty of great songs and very few terrible ones. However, some countries experienced a fall from grace. Azerbaijan finished outside the top 8 for the first time, landing in a terrible 22nd place. But that’s not as embarrassing as France’s finish in dead last with only two points (Sweden and Finland both put France in twelfth place, the other thirty-four countries ignored it completely). Host country Denmark did not do too badly, managing to land in the top ten with Basim’s “Cliché Love Song.”

Did you enjoy Eurovision 2014? If European, whom did you vote for? If not, who do you think should have won?

Cassandra Clare keeps expanding the Shadowhunters’ universe, with the first adult books of the chronicles just announced!

Clare announced via press release this morning that she’ll publish a trilogy about Magnus Bane, the fan-favorite warlock who’s appeared in every single one of her books and already received a collection of eleven spin-off novellas all about him (The Bane Chronicles). There is no word yet on whether the new books will tie in with the stories told in The Bane Chronicles.

Interestingly, this trilogy will be Clare’s first foray into adult literature, after writing extensively in the YA realm. She always pushed the boundaries of YA, though, with the inclusion of “Dirty Sexy Balcony Scenes” and the like. The first Shadowhunter book, City of Bones, was published in 2007, and the teens who picked it up back then will feel right at home in the adult section of a bookstore today.

Also of note, the series will be co-written with Wesley Chu (author of The Lives of Tao). Clare seems to like having co-writers when dealing with Magnus Bane; The Bane Chronicles are the only other Shadowhunter books that have other authors attached.

The first Magnus Bane book is expected to be published in November 2017. This means that Cassandra Clare will have three Shadowhunters series being published concurrently… The Dark Artifices, The Last Hours, and this Magnus Bane series.

If various sources are to be believed, all three will have an installment published in 2017. The second Dark Artifices book, Lord of Shadows, is expected in April. The Magnus Bane book, as mentioned above, is due in November. And the official site of the Shadowhunter Chronicles still says that the first Last Hours book, Chain of Thorns, is expected in 2017. Clare has a sixth series planned after getting some of these finished, The Wicked Powers, so there’ll be more Shadowhunters coming to a bookstore near you at least through the early 2020s.

Perhaps the decision to publish the Magnus Bane trilogy was based on the character’s success on the Shadowhunters TV show, where the fan favorite is portrayed by Harry Shum Jr. Shadowhunters was renewed for a second season by ABC Family, and it looks like they may have many seasons ahead of them.

Clare said, “Over the years writing the Shadowhunter books, Magnus Bane has emerged as one of the most fun and fascinating characters for me to bring to life… There are so many things we don’t know about Magnus, from the story of his first love to the secrets of his parentage, to the beginning of his relationship with Alec. All those are things I was able to touch on in The Bane Chronicles, but I’m excited to dig in even more deeply in these three volumes devoted to Magnus, his past, his future, and his present.”

Are you excited for three books all about Magnus Bane, or is this Shadowhunter overkill?

The Boxcar Children are heading to the big screen for a new movie series.

Many of us grew up with the wonderful Boxcar Children book series when we were kids. The stories by Gertrude Chandler Warner follow Henry, Jessie, Violet, and Benny, who live in a train boxcar as they search for a home. As kids we all wanted to live in that boxcar (or at least I did — I thought it was so cool to live in a train car with friends!).

According to a press release from Shout! Factory Studios and Legacy Classics, work on a new Boxcar Children animated movie series is well underway, with the first movie aiming for a release in 2017 (which marks the 75th anniversary of Boxcar Children #1). Two more Boxcar Children stories are also in development.

If the animation quality is at the Sunday-morning-cartoon level I probably won’t be very excited about it, but if it’s a more mature animation style (like a Pixar or a Coraline) I can imagine myself loving it.

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The Boxcar Children movie series is poised to do well thanks to the overall success of the books they’re based on. The novels have collectively sold over 70 million copies worldwide, with over 160 books (?!) in its arsenal. The two most recent books are titled The Legend of the Irish Castle and The Celebrity Cat Caper, which were both published this year. Looking through the history of the series, roughly four Boxcar Children books have been published annually. The original author, Gertrude Chandler Warner, only wrote the first 19.

A low-budget animated Boxcar Children film debuted two years ago, but today’s announcement marks a reboot with a new studio at the helm.

Arrested Development‘s fourth season aired three years ago today. To celebrate its legacy (and to try to forget how much we’re missing it right now), let’s rank the best recurring Arrested Development jokes!

It’s really no secret that Arrested Development has some of the best recurring jokes and gags of all time. Even people who don’t watch the show are familiar with things like “There’s always money in the banana stand” and “I’ve made a huge mistake.” The jokes in this show are just so understated and catchy that it would’ve been crazy had they not have caught on. Thanks to Arrested Development‘s recurring jokes, pop culture has never been quite the same.

To celebrate our undying love for Arrested Development, we decided to forgo the banner (sorry, everyone) and instead put together a list of all of the gags and jokes that we think are the best ones the show’s ever done. Not only that, but we’re leaving it up to you to rank them!

How to play: Love a certain joke and think that it should be at the top of the list? Upvote it. Really hate another joke and don’t understand how it got on the list in the first place? Hit that little downward-facing arrow. Don’t care either way for some of these gags? Then you can just leave them untouched. It’s all good! We just want to know what YOU think! With everyone participating we’ll be able to build a definitive list of the best Arrested Development jokes!

So, grab your denim cut-offs and hot ham water, and maybe even do a little chicken dance to get yourself pumped up (but not with the hot ham water in your hand, please). If you’re an Arrested Development fan, you’re sure to love ranking these jokes.

(Just be careful about which arrow you hit. You don’t want to hit the wrong one and find yourself saying “I’ve made a huge mistake.”)

Are there any ‘Arrested Development’ jokes missing from the list? Add them below!

 
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