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Did your favorite show bring on the funny, the memorable, or the meta this week with quotable TV quotes? Did you laugh out loud from the words of the resident “joke machine”? Will you be making a meme from what your favorite characters said? Are their words destined to end up on a t-shirt or coffee mug?
So, check it out, and see if our picks for favorite TV quotes of the week match your favorite TV quotes of the week. We want to include your fandom. If we missed something, you can make sure your favorite TV quotes of the week are featured next week by giving a suggestion to the writer who usually covers your fandom in the recap discussion of the latest episode.
‘Glee’
Spencer: “Can you stop being such a whiny homo and get back in there?”
Rachel: “Um, excuse me, I haven’t been out of this school for that long but when I was here we worked really hard to make sure bullies like you don’t use words like that.”
Sam: “Rachel, no, it’s cool, Spencer’s totally gay.”
Spencer: “I’m kind of a post-modern gay teen. You see, positive representations of gays in the mass media has given me the confidence I need to be myself, which, turns out, is kind of an arrogant jerk. Oh, and your show sucked.”
Glee gets satirical about its own legacy when, upon her return to Lima, Rachel meets new-generation McKinley student Spencer, a gay football player who’s living a very different high school experience compared to out-of-the-closet teens five years ago.
‘Agent Carter’
Jarvis: “Miss Carter?”
Peggy Carter: “Do you know anyone else handling high explosives at this time of night?”
Jarvis: “Well, as a matter of fact, no. It’s just, I promised my wife a soufflé, and if I don’t get it in the oven by-.”
Peggy Carter: “Mr. Jarvis, what was once a theory is now a bomb. So apologies to your wife, but dinner will have to wait!”
When Agent Peggy Carter finds herself in a spot of bother (i.e., holding Howard Stark’s weaponized nitramene in a nightclub) she calls Jarvis for help which is inconveniently during his dinner time with his wife.
‘American Horror Story’
Bette and Dot Tattler: “We have no need for secrets.”
Bette and Dot Tattler finally break through their years of distrust and anger, and decide to move forward working together. They toss their diaries in a fire, a symbolic gesture to rid themselves of privacy, and acceptance that every decision they make affects both of them.
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