In a new installment of “Ask Tina” over at NBC.com, Tina Fey answers some burning fan questions about merchandising, Liz Lemon’s Emmy and where her career will go next.
“You’re watching ‘Ask Tina.’ My career’s almost over!” the 30 Rock star, headwriter and Empress deadpans before moving on to a few questions.
As it turns out, she hasn’t given much thought to merchandising all of 30 Rock’s various products. She is right in thinking that Cheesy Blasters or some custom Liz Lemon horn-rimmed’s would be an excellent investment though not investing in some authentic Kouchtown sofas was probably the right decision.
“Judd Apatow somehow owns all of Frank’s hats. I’m not very good with money,” she says.
She also answers just where the Emmy in Liz Lemon’s office came from because it is almost certainly not from Tracy’s “fart doctor” sketch.
“I’ve always sort of thought that it’s a daytime Emmy. She got it for writing a really specific category. Best regional promo for the show ‘The Mommy’s.’ Or writing jokes for Joy Behar of the View.”
Most importantly, however, she predicts how the next portion of her career will play out. She jokes that she will probably not write another book or TV show (and fear not, that is definitely not the case) but sees her fame playing out much like Darva Conger. For those who don’t share Fey or Liz Lemon’s love for obscure reality TV, Conger was apparently the winner of Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? and is now divorced and working as a nurse in Northern California. A bold post-30 Rock choice to be sure.
Following an arrest in December, Glee star Mark Salling (who played Puck on the Fox series) is now facing child pornography charges.
A federal grand jury has charged the 33-year-old actor with two counts of child pornography after a search of his home turned up “thousands” of images and videos involving children, TMZ reports. He will be arraigned in early June.
Salling’s charges potentially come with big sentences: 5 to 20 years in prison for receiving child porn, and another 20 years for possessing it.
After Glee went off air last year, Salling has worked on only one project: The action movie Adi Shankar’s Gods and Secrets which is slated to hit theaters later this year.
After filing for divorce from Johnny Depp earlier this week, Amber Heard has now filed a restraining order against the actor after alleged domestic abuse.
TMZ reports Heard went into a Los Angeles courtroom this morning to file the restraining order and shared photos of physical abuse by Johnny Depp, including bruises from this past weekend. “Heard claims after he allegedly hit her he offered her money to stay quiet, but instead she filed for divorce first thing Monday morning,” TMZ says. Heard reportedly “has video of one of the beatings.” TMZ’s report includes a graphic photo of the bruises the actress received from Depp.
Update: The restraining order has been granted.
Heard says she’s been physically assaulted “various times during their marriage,” according to TMZ, and believes there’s “an immediate threat of harm.” Hence the restraining order.
The report adds, “We’re told cops told Amber they would find Johnny and arrest him if she gave a statement about the alleged violence, but she refused. Officers told her if she changed her mind she could call them. As far as we know, she has not gone back to the cops.”
Johnny Depp is currently in the middle of promoting Alice Through the Looking Glass, which opens in theaters Friday.
Depp and Heard married last year after three years of dating. A photo of the couple at this year’s Grammy Awards is below.
The highly-anticipated Disney Channel Original Movie marathon began Friday, May 27 at 10 a.m. eastern and runs through the holiday weekend. See the complete DCOM marathon schedule here!
When Disney Channel says they’re running a DCOM marathon, they mean it. The network will be airing 51 DCOMs from Friday to Monday ahead of this summer’s release of their 100th DCOM, Adventures in Babysitting (debuting June 24). Who needs Memorial Day festivities when you can sit inside and enjoy Disney Channel classics all weekend?!
After Monday they’ll continue to air a couple more movies every night until they eventually air all 100 DCOMs. That’s right! Every single one of ’em is returning to television between now and late June.
Below is the complete list of DCOMs airing from Friday, May 27 into the middle of June. Since many are airing in the overnight hours, you’ll probably want to set up your DVR. Or in case you want to watch them again. And again.
DCOM Marathon Schedule
Friday, May 27
10:00AM Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama
11:20AM Read It and Weep
12:55PM Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
2:40PM Jump In!
4:15PM Lemonade Mouth
8:00PM High School Musical 2
9:55PM The Cheetah Girls 2
11:45PM Zenon the Zequel
1:25AM Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
2:55AM Twitches Too
4:25AM Alley Cats Strike!
Saturday, May 28
6:25AM You Wish!
8:05AM The Proud Family Movie
11:25AM Horse Sense
1:10PM Cow Belles
4:30PM The Even Stevens Movie
6:15PM Wizards of Waverly Place The Movie
8:00PM Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
9:50PM Princess Protection Program
11:30PM The Cheetah Girls: One World
1:05AM Zenon: Z3
2:40AM Halloweentown High
4:20AM The Thirteenth Year
Sunday, May 29
6:00AM Right On Track
7:45AM Full-Court Miracle
9:35AM Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off
1:10PM Double Teamed
2:55PM Rip Girls
6:20PM Cloud 9
8:00PM Teen Beach 2
9:55PM Bad Hair Day
11:40PM How to Build a Better Boy
1:20AM Pixel Perfect
2:55AM The Other Me
Monday, May 30
10:00AM Stuck in the Suburbs
1:05PM Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century
2:55PM Smart House
4:25PM High School Musical
6:15PM Camp Rock
10:05PM Teen Beach Movie
11:55PM Cadet Kelly
1:50AM The Cheetah Girls
3:35AM Johnny Tsunami
After Memorial Day Weekend, Disney Channel will air two more DCOMs each night. Here’s the schedule so far (again, set your DVRs because these air late!)
Wednesday, June 1
12:00AM Return to Halloweentown
1:40AM Can of Worms
Thursday, June 2
12:00AM Going to the Mat
1:40AM Miracle in Lane 2
Friday, June 3
12:00AM The Suite Life Movie
1:40AM Ring of Endless Light
Saturday, June 4
12:00AM Invisible Sister
1:40AM Now You See It…
Sunday, June 5
12:00AM Girl vs. Monster
1:40AM Phantom of Megaplex
Monday, June 6
12:00AM Tru Confessions
1:40AM Tiger Cruise
Tuesday, June 7
12:00AM Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire
1:40AM Under Wraps
Wednesday, June 8
12:00AM Den Brother
1:40AM Go Figure
Thursday, June 9
12:00AM Avalon High
1:40AM Jett Jackson: The Movie
Friday, June 10 and beyond
As of right now Disney Channel hasn’t released the schedule beyond June 10.
Which DCOMs do you plan to watch during the Disney Channel Marathon?
Next week we’ll be launching a fun new game here on Hypable where we’ll seek your help in ranking every single DCOM in the history of DCOMs. It’s probably a good idea to watch as many of these as possible so you can brush up on your knowledge base and rank them accurately!