Professional networking website LinkedIn isn’t just for the recently graduated anymore — it’s for beauty school dropouts and award-winning pint drinkers, too.
Got monsters under your bed? Demons constantly trying to peddle their deals? Throwing up pea soup? Sounds like you need an Exorcist, Demonologist and Master of the Dark Arts. Lucky for you, we know just the guy!
In a move to promote its newest supernatural drama, based on the Hellblazer comic series, NBC has created a LinkedIn profile for titular character John Constantine. It features some hilarious insight into the character — the profile reportedly being penned by the writers themselves — and his work in the ‘Alternate Dispute Resolution’ industry. Yeah, we’re still laughing, too.
You can find the rest of Constantine’s profile here, where he’s already received several endorsements of his skill set. Like drinking, smoking, and more drinking. He might need a few pointers to make him a more… desirable candidate.
Still want to give Constantine a call? If you didn’t catch the number on his business cards during the premiere episode (you can read our recap here), he’s only a Google search away.
Any time you search for an exorcist or demonologist, the above advert should appear at the top of your results. But does the number actually work? Yes, yes it does! And die-hard DC and Hellblazer fans will be in for a treat when they call. We won’t spoil it here, but it certainly got us more than a little excited.
As if that wasn’t enough, we also got a documentary-style feature called “Modern Mystery: Who is John Constantine?” which delves a little further into Constantine’s Liverpudlian roots. If you were curious about his frontman days with Mucous Membrane, as highlighted on his LinkedIn profile, you’re in for a treat.
Is it too early to hope for a tie-in album? We’d even settle for hearing their single, “Venus of the Hardsell.”
Constantine airs Fridays at 10/9c on NBC.
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