He really knows how to shut down the haters…

Son, just don't.
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…And always finds golden opportunities for sass.

Barbershop quartet
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Heck, he can even go AWOL and still come up with a pretty sassy excuse.

Knocked out Hitler
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However, Captain America will not tolerate being sassed.

Captain America and Iron Man
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He keeps his orders short, succinct, and sassy.

Hulk smash
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Sometimes, he doesn’t even have to say anything and his sass still comes through…

#Really?
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…If not through his facial expressions, then through body language.

#Swag
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Basically, Captain America does whatever the hell he wants, when he wants.

Fondue
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So there you have it. Those were all of our favorite sassy Captain America moments (although after seeing Captain America: The Winter Soldier we wish we could just throw that movie as a whole on this list). We hope our visual guide helped you learn the art of the sass so that you can apply it in your own life.

No need to thank us. Keep the change.

Steve Rogers tipping Nick Fury
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What has been your favorite sassy Captain America line or moment so far?