Scout out your Karl (your “cute boy/girl”) early in the party
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If they are really and truly cute, it’s completely acceptable to dance like this.
Your cute boy/girl should be able to do cute dance moves like this…
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Hugh Grant proves that all dance moves are great, so long as you’re Hugh Grant.
…And kiss you in snow like this…
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It’s all fun and games until your hair freezes together and your carefully chosen outfit is drenched.
…And be more familiar with the concept of “private” than this
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Because some parts of the Christmas party are for you, the shirtless boy in a Santa hat, and no one else.
(Walking in on someone in the photocopy room isn’t cute)
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And we can guarantee that someone else will have taken the photocopy room already. Think creatively.
And neither is forgetting the general rules of human decency
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Christmas is not an excuse to be a jerk.
Remember that as cute as your cute boy/girl is, you don’t need anyone to have an awesome Christmas party
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This guy with a sign thinks that you’re awesome.
Just don’t be the weirdo on the balcony talking to a bird
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The bird doesn’t want to talk to you anyway, and the balcony doesn’t have a bar.
Hang out with your friends, and remember what an office Christmas party is really about…
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Streamers! Sparkles! Miniskirts that you can hardly walk in! Or…
…free drinks
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Oh yeah! Now aren’t you glad that you went?
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