Christmas television and movies have the answers to winning your office Christmas party this holiday season. If you need some tips to get you through the arduous task, The Mindy Project, Love Actually, Glee, The Office and How the Grinch Stole Christmas have you covered.
Go to the party in the first place, it won’t be as bad as you think
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Plus, free drinks.
Dress the part with some Christmas bling
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Break out the giant snowflake earrings, it’s the only time they’re going to be appropriate.
If it’s a costume party, go all out
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It’s about an elf costume and a whole lot of attitude.
(If it’s not a costume party, don’t, because that’s weird)
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Also don’t call people “Ho” or other Christmas slurs, that’s rude.
Remember, a wine bra is completely appropriate office attire
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(And also appropriate for life.)
Avoid your boss, especially if he says creepy things about your love life
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He is probably in the middle of his mid-life crisis anyway.
Don’t forget to get something awesome for your Secret Santa…
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This is a serious business.
…because you will be judged on how much you spend
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Everyone immediately Googles what their present cost, just accept it.
On TV it’s pretty cute to give your Secret Santa a choreographed dance instead of a present…
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(But if a cute boy wants to dance for you, whatever you do, don’t say no.)
…but in real life everyone wants something they can resell on eBay
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Or re-gift it – don’t pretend like you don’t do it.
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