We all know they’re out there, those meme-tastic parody Twitter accounts dripping with sarcasm and horrible puns. But which ones are the best?
We’re here to give you a rundown on some of our favorites and take your suggestions in the comments for the accounts we may have overlooked. You’ll find an angst-ridden Taylor swift, a modern-day Shakespeare, and the Dark Lord himself, among others.
@WhatTaylorDoes
Have you ever wondered what goes on in the mind of Taylor Swift? How does she come up with her lyrics? What does she do in her spare time? And how much does she actually hate the boys she’s previously dated?
@WhatTaylorDoes should be your go-to reference for everything Taylor does behind the scenes. Filled with angst and drama that only a 12-year-old girl could contend with, we think this account will either make you laugh until your sides hurt, or make you very, very depressed.
Airport security checkpoint. "Any hazardous materials?" Taylor Swift smiles to herself, shakes her head. My heart is radioactive, she thinks
— Taylor Swift (@WhatTaylorDoes) August 13, 2013
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Driving on a windy country road, Taylor Swift passes a downed cedar. I am that tree, she thinks; all fallen leaves, heart tough as wood
— Taylor Swift (@WhatTaylorDoes) August 9, 2013
@FakeRRMartin
George R.R. Martin may be the true king of the Iron Throne, but @FakeRRMartin certainly rules the land of Twitter. Sounding like the author could have written it himself, you’ll be both dazed and confused by the imagery presented before you.
A word of warning, however. This account leans towards NSFW on some occasions, and it can be difficult to distinguish between tweets about food and tweets about sex. Do with that what you will.
Anne Rice and I rest our loins from today's paganry with repast of sprigs, chunks of roast boar dipped in honey and spice, phallic carrot.
— George RR Martin (@FakeRRMartin) December 21, 2012
Am I in my cups too early? The sun has not yet set and the world is spinning beneath my feet. I give naught a shit.
— George RR Martin (@FakeRRMartin) May 6, 2012
@ShakespeareSong
What do you get when you cross the beautiful language of Shakespeare with modern day lyrics and movie quotes? @ShakespeareSong, of course.
If you thought rap lyrics sounded ridiculous already, just wait until you see Shakespeare’s twist on them. The best part is trying to guess what the real lines are (especially through the tears of laughter).
Four go out to thee, Glen Coco. Thou doth succeed, Glen Coco!
— Shakespeare Lyrics (@ShakespeareSong) August 21, 2013
Couldst thou instruct me how to Douglas?
— Shakespeare Lyrics (@ShakespeareSong) August 4, 2013
@Lord_Voldemort7
Voldemort on Twitter? It’s true, ladies and gentleman. The Dark Lord himself rules the Twitterverse with over 2 million followers and gaining. And that’s all without any follow-backs. (He is Voldemort, after all.)
With Harry Potter related humor and calling pop-culture icons out on their behavior, you’ll enjoy following He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named as he basically hates on everybody. He may be dead, but he’s certainly not gone.
Happy National Dog Day to Sirius Black! Also, to Dolores Umbridge! She may like kitten plates but she's definitely a bitch.
— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) August 26, 2013
Amanda Bynes has reached a 'Bellatrix' level of crazy.
— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) May 26, 2013
@notzuckerberg
We all know Mark Zuckerberg is trying to take over the world via Facebook, and now we finally have undeniable proof. His secret plans of Earthly domination are spread all across Twitter, and yet no one is able to stop him.
But really, @notzuckerberg is just like the rest of us, tweeting about stealing other people’s ideas and how much Facebook sucks. It’s like he knows exactly what each and every one of us are saying to each other.
My goodness, hashtags have really exploded in the two months since we invented them.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) August 15, 2013
Definitely did not just now hand over more of your data to the NSA.
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) June 11, 2013
@BettyFckinWhite
Who doesn’t love Betty White? She’s old, hilarious, and doesn’t really care what you think about her.
@BettyFckinWhite is the Twitter account that knows no boundaries. Tweeting about age-related personal problems and pop-culture disasters, you’ll love to watch as Betty White comments on the day-to-day events of her life.
I can go ALL night long. I think it's a bladder control issue.
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) August 25, 2013
Movie idea: Sharkfredo. Sharks and fettuccine alfredo. "It's an all you can eat buffet of terror." You're welcome, @SyfyMovies
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) August 15, 2013
@Queen_UK
The Queen of England is on Twitter. And she’s usually hungover.
Sometimes demanding someone bring “one” a breakfast sandwich, and other times granting her people a day off from work, the Queen is certainly a presence to be reckoned with. Not even hiding her hatred for the likes of some prominent politicians, @Queen_UK often does as one likes to do.
Seriously considering closing the UK early today.
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) August 9, 2013
Someone get one a bacon and egg roll and a cup of tea. #empirehangover
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) August 3, 2013
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