As we gear up to celebrate the Glee season 4 finale, here’s a look back at some of our favorite one-liners of the season.
1) The New Rachel
Sam: You have to know how this stuff works. It’s like Game of Thrones.
Artie: Yeah, the peace between us and the truly popular kids is weak. Winter is Coming.
2) Britney 2.0
Puck: I’m the original bad-ass! I had my first threesome at 7 and once I beat up a police horse.
3) Makeover
Sue: And, of course, your complete lack of adult friends means you’re well on your way to a career as a pedophile birthday clown.
4) The Break-Up
Kitty: You don’t want to break up with me, m’kay? I’m like a bad Carrie Underwood song once I get going.
5) The Role You Were Born to Play
Artie: Wow. I’ve never seen Blaine so…Masterpiece Theater.
6) Glease
Sue: This is just another of your ill-conceived, bizarrely sentimental schemes that displays absolutely no forethought and appears immediately ridiculous to everyone in America except for you.
7) Dynamic Duets
Tina: Just call Santana back from Kentucky again. Apparently she’s better than anyone who goes here.
8) Thanksgiving
Santana (to Quinn about Marley’s laxatives): Your Pretty Little Liar gave them to her. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye.
9) Swan Song
Tina: I knew Rachel Berry, I was friends with Rachel Berry. And you, Marley, are no Rachel Berry.
10) Glee, Actually
Brittany: Tina, acting is a pipe dream for you, and your decision to pursue it as a career is both irresponsible and shocking.
11) Sadie Hawkins
Hunter Clarington: I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?
12) Naked
Sam: It’s Bro-ga. Yoga for bros.
13) Diva
Emma (explaining what a Diva is): A fierce, often temperamental singer who comes correct. She is not a trick ass ho, and she does not sweat the haters.
14) I Do
Kurt: Did you Vapor-rape my ex-boyfriend?
15) Girls (and Boys) on Film
Santana: If I were made out of plastic I’d be afraid of a lot of things, too: open flames, barbecues.
16) Feud
Rachel: I’m pretty sure she just stole my comforter.
Kurt: Bitch took my pillow.
17) Guilty Pleasures
Tina: Mr. Schue is out with the flu this week.
Sam: Hey, just curious, are you gonna go over to his house and straddle him while he’s passed out and rub some ointment on his chest?
Tina: That was a phase.
18) Shooting Star
Kitty: Just thinking about me and you dating makes me dryer than the cast of Hot in Cleveland.
19) Sweet Dreams
Finn: You’re probably still pissed about Brody, so I’ll start by saying that I’m sorry and that my hand still hurts. His face has sharp edges.
20) Lights Out
Santana: If you’re still obsessing over what you’re gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, ‘Run Joey Run?’
21) Wonder-ful
Mercedes: Jesus wrote in the Bible somewhere, ‘do not hide your light under a bushel.’ You’ve gotta let it shine. Are you gonna argue with our Lord and Savior, Jesus?
Jake: I mean, I’m Jewish.
Mercedes: So was he.
The Glee season 4 finale airs Thursday, May 9 at 9 p.m. EST on Fox.
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