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Readers of E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey are about to have the opportunity to put their money where their mouth is. An official collection of toys found in the hot trilogy are being released under a Fifty Shades brand and are approved by the author.

The toys were developed in association with Lovehoney and will be available in the United Kingdom and Australia before Christmas. “This range is what I always imagined while I was writing Fifty Shades of Grey, I’m so excited that the toys I described in the books have come to life and can now be enjoyed around the world,” said James.

Lovehoney CEO Neal Slateford added, “We’re thrilled to have worked with E L James to develop the Fifty Shades of Grey range, The Trilogy has introduced generations of women to the joys of pleasure products. Now at last they can buy a range that truly reflects the world of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele.”

The toys range in price from £10 and £50 and come in Fifty Shades bags to keep them safe and branded. The names of the toys were inspired by what’s seen in the books. The “Sweet Sting – Riding Crop,” for example, is priced at £16.99 and is referenced during this line of the book: “He starts small, biting licks of the crop against my belly once more…until finally, that’s it – I can take no more…”

Fifty Shades of Grey toys

Fifty Shades of Grey

A Fifty Shades of Grey film is currently in pre-production.

  • Jess

    Oh god…

  • nobody

    I am…appalled!

  • RickCastle45

    I’m sorry, but this is just wrong….

  • Kate

    Dear god, why? Please just make this all stop.

  • anna

    *shudders*

    AmI the only one squaked out by this?

  • Erika

    UGH
    WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!

  • Kay

    Just in time for Christmas… haha, good Lord.

    • Chuck

      Have fun Kay!

  • http://twitter.com/slasher777 Alex

    I have the weirdest boner…

    • mik

      no one cares

      • http://twitter.com/slasher777 Alex

        Your mom cares…

  • grapes9h5

    WHAT IS THIS WORLD I LIVE IN!!!! This is beyond bizarre.

  • Zack

    Oh my goodness. This is purely disturbing and wrong. What is this world coming to?

  • kitster_kosh

    GROSS!! –was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this article.
    Judging by the comments, I’m not alone.

  • http://twitter.com/JennaDickes Jenna Dickes

    …Is that a plug? Please tell me all those creepy people with this book on the train were not reading about anal play in public!

    And I love that it’ll be here just in time for the holidays, because we all know the best way to show your boyfriend you love him is to buy branded toys so that when you picture him as a fictional character it will feel more canon.

  • Me

    What what what are you doing?

    • jghike

      Sassy Gay Friend FTW!

  • d3erudite

    Oh. Its those kinds of “toys”. Is it wrong that I REALLY want Emma Watson to be Anastasia?

    • Emmafan

      She’s not doing it, get over it
      And stop being creepy

      • d3erudite

        Ok. BTW : I was just joking.

        • Fin

          F* you

  • Cameron

    Haha oh my god I can’t believe you guys posted this :/ kinda graphic…

  • morgen71

    was i the only one who did a double-take when they saw the title? this makes me feel like i want to vomit on my keyboard.

  • http://twitter.com/fluflu44 Mandy Brennan

    “We aim to please” hahaha that’s awesome.

  • Somebody

    Wow. That’s actually… genius… not that I would buy such things…

  • Manda

    Hahahaha Thats so awesome, they’re gonna sell sooo much. Great idea.

  • lego5ker

    well thats creepy.

  • Emily

    Wow a lot of the commentators here are really narrow minded. If this is not your thing that’s fine, you can enjoy your vanilla sex, but don’t have to say its disgusting.
    Although this toy line is a smart way to make even more money, it is a tad disturbing lol

    • jghike

      I personally find it disgusting because it has all been branded by Fifty Shades. That book needs to go away.

  • http://twitter.com/Jazmyne92 Jasmine

    Hahahahahahaha I so saw this coming a mile a way. Next will be a lingerie line right? Hahaha still laughing. Well, have fun everybody!

  • http://twitter.com/emilyecstasyTM Emily Bryan

    Perfect from a profit perspective…but wow.

  • Shadezero

    I’m trying not to respond to this as someone who is merely influenced by a western perception of sexuality, but I don’t understand why this is being advertised to a larger demographic when anyone who REALLY wants to find things like this can look to any number of discreet online retailers. Don’t throw this in the public’s face when you know it’s going to make people uncomfortable.

  • http://twitter.com/notenoughpuff Sarah

    I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

    The butt plug is so shiny. xD

  • jashaw56

    ewwwwwww

  • http://www.eigakanthemovietheater.blogspot.com Jenny Leigh

    This is hilarious.

  • Kim

    If you really want toys like this there are better places to buy better quality products. But serious people? All the ewws and gross comments? Grow up, you know what the book is about.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17127641 Laura Jurgensmeyer

    I’m surprised it took this long to make these! This is a great idea.

  • ForFrodo

    BAHAHAHAHA

  • http://twitter.com/potterfan92 Raina

    People can get this stuff from sex stores already. Wow she must be money hungry.

  • pauline ovenden

    You have got to be joking.

  • pauline ovenden

    Why buy these toys when you can just go online or to a sex store and buy good quality stuff? I mean if thats your thing thats your thing fine by me, but please if your going to experiment I suggest buying more legit/better quality stuff.

  • Vajackster

    Bring out the gimp!

  • http://twitter.com/bowski477 Jill

    Every middle-aged woman at my work has read the series and um…ewwwwwwwww

  • hybablefan

    This is great marketing. I don’t think this is marketed for people who want to buy this stuff to actually use it, they know where to buy their stuff already. I see these as great gag gifts for my girlfriends that have read the books already. Its for fun! I remember one night there were 10 women laughing about the books and disucssing the “balls” and laughing. I would buy each of them a 50 Shades branded set just for laughs. So in a way it is brilliant to have it just in time for Christmas.

  • http://twitter.com/SarahKHansen S.K.Hansen

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The thing is, she will probably make a TON of money with this.

  • http://twitter.com/Snapescape Laura Cain

    Oh god, those silver balls, oh god..

  • Clueless

    Wow and I don’t know what half of those things are!!!!

  • Corin Boswell

    As a mom who is in the age range that series i supposed to appeal to… umm… yuck! There are no other words I can think of… *mental shudder*

  • toy fanatic

    PREORDERED!!!

  • Tomas

    There is nothing wrong with reading these books. I didn’t read them myself though. But I really hope they only sell this in sex shops, becaus this is crossing the line.

  • Linda

    Hahaha…that is so funny. Good for her and seems like fun toys…

  • PotterFan1029

    This makes me cringe.

    As soon as I read the headline as I logged onto Hypable, I knew all hell would break loose in the comments lol

  • Damnnnnnnnnnnn

    hahahahahahahahahah one of the funniest things ive seen all day.

  • Damnnnnnnnnnnn

    gotta love the anal beads and the whip. reminds me of the scene from American Wedding

  • ohaiinternet

    “I’m so excited that the toys I described in the books have come to life”

    ALL OF THESE THINGS ALREADY EXISTED. You just want the brand money.

  • DancingBears

    Now available at Barnes & Noble!

  • Hank26

    Dwww andrew why did you even post this here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/erikd1 Erik Davison

    What is happening to our country….

  • itselcastro

    … Seriously? This must be a bad joke.

  • http://twitter.com/BeccaPhoenix16 Rebecca Feliciano

    Are you effing kidding me! 2012 TAKE ME NOW!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Maria-Wang/542480760 Maria Wang

    O.o

  • Camilla

    I can’t bring my self to believe all you nerrowminded people, if you think the books and these toys are disgusting and desturbing, then I dare not think what you will say when the movie comes.
    It’s okay to have an oppinion but if you haven’t read the book DON’T COMMENT!

  • deez nuts

    What the hell has literature cum to?

  • deez nuts

    Lol. Hurry now and purchase your 2pack special that includes the book. Only at Barnes and Nobel. Please please hurry up and cum get yours now.

  • lololol

    hahahaha! LOL at all the comments bellow xD go to church or something

  • liz

    can it be shipped to the u.s?

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