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It’s not a showdown that we’ve ever thought to imagine before, but now that director Joss Whedon has given us a blow-by-blow of their epic battle, it’s all we can think about.

Thanks to an interview with USAToday (via CBM) for talking to Joss about who would win in the epic battle!

“Buffy would go easy at first, but as soon as Natasha popped her with a Widow Sting, she’d start bringing some slayer brawn to the fray. Natasha’s fast, but a couple of good connects and she’s wobbling, possibly something broken — she whips out her glock and now Buffy’s dodging — right where Natasha wants her. Natasha shoots the cable holding the steel barrels and they tumble onto Buffy, nearly burying her — Buffy just arcs out of the way, grabbing the splintered cable and swinging directly onto Natasha, a bullet grazing her cheek as her feet land hard on the Russian’s shoulders, sending her back flat — crack! — on the floor, Buffy wrenching the gun away and tossing it, fist ready for the final strike. Natasha, struggling to stay conscious, says the fight’s over. Buffy agrees, but Natasha explains: She poisoned Buffy hours ago. That waitress that brought her salad …? Natasha smiles. The poison is dormant — ’til it’s activated by adrenaline. Buffy’s eyes narrow. “Too bad I didn’t use any.” Wham! Natasha’s out for the count, and Buffy’s heading — slowly — to Willow for a mystical cleanse.

“That’d be my first guess.”

What do you think? Do you agree with the Buffy creator and Avengers collaborator?

  • TheOneAndOnlyCliche

    F***ing. Sweet.
    Touche, Mr Whedon. I think he used the sneaky, sly characteristics of Black Widow vs the striaght up badassery of Buffy well…I agree.

  • Holly

    G*d I love Joss Whedon

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexa-Hayes/1001040173 Alexa Hayes

    that was amazing. also, he did a Q&A on reddit that was equally insightful and amusing!

  • Holyangel104

    YES!!!!!!!! That was an awesome blow by blow.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003217053155 Liliana Baptista

    Joss, you’re awesome… :)

  • Seamus MacGillicuddy

    Xena would kick both their asses into the next world!

  • Star

    Buffy ALWAYS wins.  She died twice.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VCJSDSEDKYOBEKWGIXCDB2QPYA Henry

    buffy

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joey-Mangum/1820064015 Joey Mangum

    Everything is Buffy and NOTHING HURTS!

  • sasha

    This. Is. Epic.

  • http://hypable.com Selina

    Hahahaha! Way to go Joss for not selling out and going with his current project… Buffy wins at EVERYTHING.

    • jordan.d

      This! 

  • Natasha

    You just fucking made millions of marvel fans pissed of joss you know black widow is too powerful she fought aliens!!!!!

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